2024

Mar 14Fanfare as She Touch-Types Her Way to Valhalla
Feb 29The Knights Tempura
Feb 20Vervic Party Gorelust Bliss That Escaped from Glitter
Feb 5Tasmania 2
Feb 1Tasmania
Jan 25The Nobility of the Almost-Human Porpoise
Jan 15Cries and Whispers Sing in Muted Pain
Jan 8The Last Kleenex Ever Used Will Not Be Put In a Museum

2023

Dec 19Strip Mine Ocean
Dec 5A Bad Time to Bloop
Nov 30The Vitality of the Melon
Nov 21I Continue to Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate
Nov 9I Will Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate
Oct 31Solar Pleasure Juice
Oct 23Eight Diapers, Baseball, Lobster Claw
Oct 18Stealth of a Stork
Oct 12Re-Invent Your Second Wheel
Oct 10Adore Your Island
Oct 9Keep Exhaling
Sep 18A Tenor Saxophone Made Largely, but Not Entirely, of Teeth
Sep 7We Are the Mutilation of a Bomb
Aug 28A Limousine Full of Vegetable Soup
Aug 17Ghost Hound Hello
Aug 10Lettuce and Spinach: My Graven Image
Aug 3Night Puppets, Retreat!
Jul 25The Battle of Thermopylae, but with More Zydeco
Jul 17LOWERCASE
Jul 3The Dog near the Napkin
Jun 20The Mountain Time Hurly Burly Reverse Guard
Jun 19Mountain Time 1200: The Mountain Time Hurly Burly 78: Rabbit! Run!
Jun 15TMTHB 77: Easy C
Jun 14TMTHB 76: “The Pointer Misters,” but “Misters,” Instead of Meaning “Dudes,” Refers to the Things That Spray Water on the Produce at Grocery Stores
Jun 13TMTHB 75: The Launch of the Bebop Frigate
Jun 8TMTHB 74: The Terrible Pain of Eating Quality Condiments
Jun 6TMTHB 73: Fish I Can’t Explain
Jun 5TMTHB 72: We Thought the Bibs Would Need about 20 Years
Jun 1TMTHB 71: Cassowary Apricot 4: Catenary Abacot
May 29TMTHB 70: Cassowary Apricot 3
May 25TMTHB 69: Cassowary Apricot 2
May 22TMTHB 68: Capillary Astronaut 4: Cassowary Apricot
May 18TMTHB 67: Capillary Astronaut 3
May 16TMTHB 66: Capillary Astronaut 2
May 15TMTHB 65: Capillary Astronaut
May 11TMTHB 64: Shingles (The Haircut, Plurally)
May 8TMTHB 63: Who Educates the Love Fleas?
May 4TMTHB 62: Venus Flytrap
May 2TMTHB 61: The 61st Part
May 1TMTHB 60: Aloe in a Rat Trap
Apr 27TMTHB 59: Rents Are Soaring on the Crowded Sun
Apr 24TMTHB 58: Schwa
Apr 20TMTHB 57: Curtain Sauce
Apr 17TMTHB 56: Trout Galette
Apr 13TMTHB 55: Cactus in a Bear Trap
Apr 10TMTHB 54: Wish Mattress 6
Apr 6TMTHB 53: Wish Mattress 5
Apr 4TMTHB 52: Ganymede, Ganyyoude, Ganyusde
Apr 3TMTHB 51: Trout Pots de Crème
Mar 30TMTHB 50: Coupon Sauce
Mar 29TMTHB 49: Trout Soufflé
Mar 27TMTHB 48: Wish Mattress 4
Mar 23TMTHB 47: Shingles (The Signs)
Mar 21TMTHB 46: Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat
Mar 20TMTHB 45: Wish Mattress 3
Mar 16TMTHB 44: Clique Sauce
Mar 14TMTHB 43: Camel Sauce
Mar 13TMTHB 42: Shingles (The Herpes)
Mar 9TMTHB 41: Mmmmm, but Not in the Sense of “Tasty”
Mar 7TMTHB 40: What Is a Periodontist?
Mar 6TMTHB 39: Shingles (The Roofing Material)
Mar 2TMTHB 38: Coat Rack Stir Fry 2
Feb 28TMTHB 37: Cave Sauce
Feb 27TMTHB 36: ¡Jibarito!
Feb 23TMTHB 35: Wish Mattress 2 / Cube Sauce
Feb 20TMTHB 34: ¡Mofongo!
Feb 16TMTHB 33: Like Limes through the Hourglass, So Are the Days of Our Lives
Feb 14TMTHB 32: Oranges and Shovels 2
Feb 13TMTHB 31: Oranges and Shovels
Feb 9TMTHB 30: I’ll Be Back in the Lime Life Again / All the Doors I Closed One Time Will “Shining” but with Gin
Feb 7TMTHB 29: The Lyrics to “Hawaii Five-O”
Feb 6TMTHB 28: Highest Common Delirium Tremens
Feb 2TMTHB 27: Trout Sorbet
Jan 31TMTHB 26: Trout Tart
Jan 30TMTHB 25: The 25th Part
Jan 26TMTHB 24: Wish Mattress
Jan 24TMTHB 23: When Limes Give You Life, You Haven’t Actually Died of Scurvy Yet
Jan 23TMTHB 22: Topper Headon Writing “Rock the Casbah,” and Also a Little Baharat
Jan 19TMTHB 21: Coat Rack Stir Fry
Jan 17TMTHB 20: When Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas
Jan 16TMTHB 19: The Secret Limes of Life
Jan 12TMTHB 18: All That Shark Taffy Is Bad for Your Teeth
Jan 9TMTHB 17: Shark Taffy 7
Jan 5TMTHB 16: Shark Taffy 6.5: Hand, Shirt, Ok
Jan 3TMTHB 15: Shark Taffy 6
Jan 2TMTHB 14: Shark Taffy 5

2022

Dec 29TMTHB 13: The 13th Part
Dec 27TMTHB 12: Shark Taffy 4
Dec 26TMTHB 11: Shark Taffy 3
Dec 22TMTHB 10: Shark Taffy 2
Dec 20TMTHB 9: Planet of Mail 4.5: Shark Taffy 1
Dec 19TMTHB 8: The Secret Lives of Limes
Dec 15TMTHB 7: Pleasant, Nervous Poetry
Dec 13TMTHB 6: Beautiful Dancing Saw Mouth
Dec 12TMTHB 5: Clock Sauce
Dec 8TMTHB 4: Trout Brûlée
Dec 7TMTHB 3: Hammy Bammy Boy, I Think She Might Have Thrown Out Good Mayo
Dec 6TMTHB 2: Lowest Common Denim Tailor
Dec 5The Mountain Time Hurly Burly 1: Coin Sauce
Oct 11Red Barked Trees
Oct 6Please Take
Oct 4Bad Worn Thing
Oct 3A Flat Ten
Sep 12Man People in Winnipeg Goes Just with Their Deviled Eggs and They Keep around All the Time
Aug 8Rodeo Puff 3
Jul 14Rodeo Puff 2
Jun 28Rodeo Puff
Jun 2Unshielded Rat Baby
Apr 19Two Hasn’t Paid Its Number Dues in Years and Soon All Math Will Crumble
Apr 11Chum Bucket Blues
Apr 4Mountain Time 1111
Mar 14The Bumpy Flip
Feb 21Alligators Who Make Pottery but Never Glaze It in an Interesting Way
Jan 17Adam and Eve and Typesetting

2021

Nov 22Nice Street. Do You Have to Wear a Bra with It?
Oct 8Circumspect
Oct 7Patient Flees
Oct 5Perspex Icon
Oct 4Mekon Headman
Sep 9It’s Pretty Quiet to Spill Noodles on Your Shoe
Aug 5Don’t Let Sciatica Prevent You from Dancing the Football Salsa
Jun 30My Zesty Iron Screwball (with acknowledgements to the American Council of Witches)
Jun 7The Boat Wreck of ’76
May 3Radicchio Goes to the Fair
Apr 27Neutral Octopus Button-down
Apr 7The Dog Food Isn’t Worth Anything
Mar 11Spread Your Wings and Fly, You Beautiful Street Cleaner Man
Feb 15Oh, “I Don’t Jiggle on a Fan-Boat.” Sure, Amanda.
Feb 912 Years a Dave
Jan 18Michael Douglas, Can You Hear 56 Minutes of Blankets?
Jan 12A Pair of Adidas That Only Existed at Ross Dress for Less in Gresham, Oregon, a Long Time Ago and in Too Small a Size for Me
Jan 1Blondie (the Band) and Blondie (the Comic Strip) in a Fight over Who Gets to Operate the Cement Mixer of Love

2020

Dec 23On a Jet of Reason Rides a Rancher Who Speaks in Time with the Drums of Divarication
Dec 11Continents (and Other Things Commonly Found near Oceans)
Dec 7Portrait of the Author as a Pregnant Seesaw
Dec 4Pregnant Seesaw from Ipanema Goes to Greenland
Nov 30Ride My (Pregnant) Seesaw
Nov 23Pregnant Seesaw
Nov 12Sashimi and Waffle Fries
Oct 26Talking Time (I Heard Anybody Is Kentucky and Three Mounts Doom)
Oct 23I Heard Anybody Is Kentucky and Two Mounts Doom
Oct 20I Heard Anybody Is Kentucky and Mount Doom
Oct 9The Agfers of Kodack
Oct 8In the Art of Stopping
Oct 6Nice Streets Above
Oct 5Mr. Marx’s Table
Sep 21I Heard Anybody Is Four Paragraphs
Sep 10I Heard Anybody Is Three Paragraphs
Sep 4I Heard Anybody Is Two Paragraphs
Aug 26Achilles in His 2008 Mazda3
Aug 17Dreams and Barbasol
Jul 30Sweet Jitterbug Flip, Bro
Jul 20JD Power, but Not the Associates
Jul 6Bella Bixby Boxing Borax
Jun 22Leaving the Smooth for the Nude
Jun 11Maybe the Telephone Poles Were a Clue
May 29Give a Man a Fish and Imitate Its Dumb Fish Face and See If He Gets a Kick out of It
May 22If He Doesn’t, You’ll Probably Feel like an Ass, but That’s Really on Him
May 14If He Does, It’s High-Fives Ahoy, Baby!
May 7Floating Cherries
May 5Mountain
Apr 21Zucchini
Apr 16A Crystal Peacock on Trial for Grand Larceny
Apr 14A Choir of Deadly Rainbows
Apr 6Pants for Your Love
Mar 31Slim Jim Charcuterie
Mar 24A Cheese Has the Last Blue You Need
Mar 16A Confluence of Tecmo Bowl and Courtney Love
Mar 9Pensacola Eyebrows
Feb 29Bread of the Future!
Feb 19Cheese Theory
Feb 11Ex-Planing
Feb 3Plane Spoken
Jan 27When the Plane Can’t Bless, Heaven Quits Us in Despair
Jan 24Welcome to the Plane
Jan 15A Leaf that Looks Like Meat

2019

Dec 24A Marble
Dec 16Electric Gum 2
Dec 10Electric Gum
Dec 5Shine, Let Your Planets Collide
Nov 28Singultus
Nov 26Interest Pasta 7: Paint the Steer with the Golden Hourglass
Nov 13Interest Pasta 6: A Suitcase with a Checkered Past
Oct 31Antimatter Chopsticks
Oct 29Elevators Use Stairs
Oct 24Interest Pasta 5: I Regret Not Subtitling Interest Pasta 3 “IP Threely”
Oct 11Looking at Me (Stop!)
Oct 10Footsi-Footsi
Oct 8A Big Glue Canal
Oct 7No Cows on the Ice
Sep 26Interest Pasta 4: Interest Pasta 4
Sep 19Interest Pasta 3: A New Kind of Flip
Sep 13Flowers
Sep 5Interest Pasta 2: ¡Tito Puente!
Aug 21Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Aug 15Interest Pasta
Aug 5Isaac Newton, Yousaac Newton, We Allsaac Newton for Robert Hooke
Jul 29Things in a Can Coming out of the Can
Jul 22Back in the Lab – or – I’ll Stop the World If I Melt You
Jun 21Patreon 8
Jun 7Bite outside the Bacon Battery
Jun 3How to Kill Seven People without Any of Them Dying
May 29Patreon 7
May 23Towers
May 20Appetizers of a Lesser God 7
May 16Appetizers of a Lesser God 6
May 13Appetizers of a Lesser God 5
May 10*Guest* Miss You
May 8*Guest* Weak Conditioner
May 6*Guest* Orogeny Recapitulates Chronology
Apr 30Appetizers of a Lesser God 4
Apr 25Appetizers of a Lesser God 3
Apr 23Appetizers of a Lesser God 2
Apr 19Appetizers of a Lesser God 1
Apr 15Patreon 6
Apr 11Mountain Time 1002
Apr 81001 New Lancasterian Nights
Apr 4Mountain Time 1000
Mar 29Smoking Sunweeds at the Blue Slice
Mar 25I Was Too Faithful to the Idea of “Kill Kill Kill”
Mar 18Sushi Sandwich Cypher
Mar 14Patreon 5
Mar 11As Chunky as the Monkey Gets
Mar 7Squeeze
Mar 4The Curious Monks of Chunk Abbey
Feb 22Chunky Monk
Feb 18Patreon 4: Saskatoon Sputnik and the Cave with the Wrong Name
Feb 15The Monkey Was Never That Chunky
Feb 11Crêperie
Feb 910 Years a Dave
Feb 7He Goes and Makes Me Breakfast
Jan 31Squid Town Tonight: Eno
Jan 28Squid Town Tonight: Corpus Moopy
Jan 24Squid Town Tonight: Freb
Jan 21Squid Town Tonight: Cold Front
Jan 17Ice Cream Fuzzies 3
Jan 14Ice Cream Fuzzies 2
Jan 10Ice Cream Fuzzies 1
Jan 7Patreon 3

2018

Dec 31The Glass Tractor of Inevitability
Dec 27Joobi Plitz in Dimension 16B
Dec 21Catnip Rainbow
Dec 17Joni Runs a Nasty Army
Dec 10Patreon 2
Dec 7Daphne Zuniga Played Alison Bradbury in 1985’s The Sure Thing
Dec 4976-MTN-TIME
Nov 29Quickly into the Bisque
Nov 26Renée, My Towels
Nov 20Platonic Supernovae
Nov 15Psychological Stew: The Best Use of Mental Celery
Nov 12Pneumonia and Other Diseases I May or May Not Have Had
Nov 5Patreon 1
Oct 30Pteranodon: The Other Other White Meat
Oct 26Heat Death of a Salesman
Oct 23Boneyard Bebop 2
Oct 18Boneyard Bebop
Oct 15Peggy
Oct 12Physical Beef
Oct 9Hot But Oblivious Tuba Instructor
Oct 5Arriving/Staying/Going?
Oct 4Jumping Mint?
Oct 2(A Berlin) Drill
Oct 1Did You Dugga?
Sep 27Diet Plank
Sep 24The Plank
Sep 17Idiomatic “Coy Hat”
Sep 13Atomic City, Idaho
Sep 10Formica Halo
Sep 6Tub Tub and the Bears
Aug 31Shonkey Duffle
Aug 28Shuffle Donkey
Aug 23Skim Gum
Aug 20Illogical Wafers Ho!
Aug 6Ebullient Wafers of Harlequin Logic
Jul 31Coco’s Rome
Jul 26Richard Starkey and the 31 Reasons I’ve Fallen in Love with Drop Ceilings
Jul 23The Tasteful Thickness: Cycle O
Jul 19The Tasteful Thickness: Cycle N
Jul 16The Tasteful Thickness: Cycle M
Jul 12The Tasteful Thickness: Cycle L
Jul 2NNIUI
Jun 28Swing Set on the Border of Forever
Jun 26Propellers of Love and Entropy
Jun 21Psychedelic Brie 3
Jun 18Psychedelic Brie 2
Jun 14Dial 4 for 4 at Wendy’s
Jun 12Spitting the Spit
Jun 7Aquatic Pirouette (I Am the Mermaid’s Accountant)
Jun 4It’s No Fun at the Electric Mall
Jun 1Cassidy and Anthony Are Gone Fishing
May 29Mrs. Melton’s 8000 Rocks
May 24Surf Face
May 21Psychedelic Brie
May 17Flashbulb Funk
May 14COMP-U-NERD
May 10The Boys Are Still Back
May 8Sonatina
May 7No No Never Never Well Maybe Sure OK
May 3Everybody Does It
Apr 12Cool Fizz (I Shaved My Ice for This?)
Apr 9Uranium Tango and the Ascension of Jimbly-Jambly-Joop
Apr 5Slumping in Boatland
Apr 2Perne in a Gyre in an Urn in a Fire
Mar 30Grapples 6
Mar 28Grapples 5
Mar 26Grapples 4
Mar 20Grapples 3
Mar 15Grapples Grow from Trees with Grappling Hooks in Them 2: Henceforth These Titles Will Be Abbreviated To “Grapples” Followed by an Episode Number
Mar 12The Highest Prime Letter
Mar 8Surfboard Archers vs. Archery Surfers
Mar 1Wendy Padbury vs. A Persistent Economic Downturn
Feb 27Planet of Mail 4
Feb 26Planet of Mail 3.5
Feb 23Planet of Mail 3
Feb 21Planet of Mail 2.5
Feb 19Planet of Mail 2
Feb 15Planet of Mail
Feb 12Grapples Grow from Trees with Grappling Hooks in Them
Feb 8Kentucky and Mount Doom 2
Feb 5Kentucky and Mount Doom
Jan 29Blank Sky Wreckage 2
Jan 22Blank Sky Wreckage
Jan 11Mountain Time 900
Jan 8Cinematic Love Truck
Jan 4In Levers, Pulleys, and Screws, There Are Simple Machines
Jan 1Rabbit Is Good. Rabbit Is Wise.

2017

Dec 22iubu9uv
Dec 18All-Nude Miter Saw Revue
Dec 15An Ode to Block Head the GoBot
Dec 12The Most Beaver-Looking Vise I’ve Ever Seen
Dec 5Scrips
Nov 30Grips
Nov 27Drips
Nov 21Trips
Nov 16Mountain Time 888
Nov 10Squid Town Tonight: Amoeba Again
Nov 9Squid Town Tonight: Amoeba
Nov 7Squid Town Tonight: True Crime
Nov 6Squid Town Tonight: Beachball
Nov 3Lidocaine and Capicola
Oct 31Season of the Quitch
Oct 23Boat, He Wrote
Oct 12Back in the Days of Crazy Joe 4
Oct 9Recursive Brooms of Sparta
Oct 6Morning Bell
Oct 5Small Black Reptile
Oct 3Children of Groceries
Oct 2Torch It!
Sep 28Susan’s Brown Rice on a Rope
Sep 25Brown Susan Rope Bowler 2
Sep 18Brown Susan Rope Bowler
Sep 14Flagus and Narb
Sep 12Back in the Days of Crazy Joe 3
Sep 7Back in the Days of Crazy Joe 2
Sep 5Back in the Days of Crazy Joe
Aug 28March of the Chopsticks
Aug 22Tubas’ and Mandolins’ and Yodelers’ Deadly Sins
Aug 17Pejorative Yo-yo part 6
Aug 15Pejorative Yo-yo part 5
Aug 14Pejorative Yo-yo part 4
Aug 10Pejorative Yo-yo part 3
Aug 8Pejorative Yo-yo part 2
Aug 7Pejorative Yo-yo
Jul 27Ocean Full of Sticks
Jul 24Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg Was a Race Car Driver
Jul 2081 Potatoes
Jul 17Paul Rust Shining Dogs
Jun 23In the Mouth of Maalox
Jun 19Q and G and R and 3
Jun 15Booksmart Zamboni Motor
Jun 12Metal Starfish
Jun 8Astrophilately
Jun 5Err
Jun 1Maximilian Ulysses Browne: Man, Lover, Legend
May 29Egg
May 26Ebb
May 24When You Die, Sheep Dance B
May 22When You Die, Sheep Dance
May 18Chemical Easter
May 11The Okra of Persuasion
May 8Extraordinary, Higgins! Back up the Jeep.
May 2Sing to Me, Miss Tea Table
Apr 25Collection
Apr 20The Tomb of Lost Pizza Bits
Apr 17Deliria Tune In
Apr 11The Sky Is in the Sea
Apr 10Waiting Room Music
Apr 6Martin Gore Changing a Car Battery
Apr 3Burnt Snow
Mar 30Unsuccessfully Building the Case That Waffles Are Toaster Smoothies
Mar 27Wasps Are the Key Difference between Humans and Bees
Mar 23Boat Deeds and Fruit
Mar 20Squid Town Tonight: It’s Papal
Mar 16…And I Am the Treasurer’s Wife!
Mar 13The Ironing of Fate
Mar 9Squid Town Tonight
Mar 2The Captain Planet One
Feb 27Bath Window Repair
Feb 21With Grace, Gentilesse, and a Wheelbarrow
Feb 16Ice Cube Psychiatrist
Feb 14Dr. Whitman’s Magic Toothpaste
Feb 13Not Mountain Time 821
Feb 9Devil Who Jumps Like an Olympian
Feb 3Skinwalker Singles Bar
Jan 30Croutons with a Secret
Jan 26Jazz for Plants
Jan 24Mountain Time 816: Epilogue to the 2016 Series
Jan 232016: Whistling Swan in a Beauty Salon
Jan 162016 Put Gas in Your Sugar Tank
Jan 32016 Continues, and Why Shouldn’t It? It Never Existed in the First Place.

2016

Dec 29Taking 30 Pictures of a Small Cactus on Top of a TV
Dec 27Hernia Mann Coming Home Baby
Dec 22Shaving Cream, Jumbo, and Scotty
Dec 20Motors
Dec 15Dark Jazz to Eat a Grapefruit To
Dec 123 Muskrat Ears
Dec 8Alcubierre’s Space Warp for Dummies
Dec 5Tsunami of Nothing
Dec 1Flannnn
Nov 28FftF 6: Gomez’s Hamburger
Nov 22FftF 5: Be Any Melon, Ye Nobleman
Nov 18FftF 4: A Bulldozer Wearing a Scarf
Nov 15Mountain Time 800: FftF 3: Boy, I REALLY Hope 2016 Is Not a Real Year
Nov 7FftF 2: Prepositional Phrase
Nov 3Fresh from the Freezer
Oct 27Pop!
Oct 24Lettuce through a Straw
Oct 17Hestia Is Sweating on Me
Oct 12The Glove Compartment of Destiny 3
Oct 11The Glove Compartment of Destiny 2
Oct 10The Glove Compartment of Destiny
Oct 7Eardrum Buzz
Oct 6Boiling Boy
Oct 4German Shepherds
Oct 3Finest Drops
Sep 29Elderly Meth Head
Sep 26Foobie Bletch
Sep 22Not Mountain Time 785
Sep 19Smoking the Moon to See the Stars
Sep 16Amnesia in Socks
Sep 12Real, Tangible Nothing
Sep 5Quartz in the Rhône
Aug 31Talking Time (2016)
Aug 30Fingers
Aug 25Aardvark Parade
Aug 22Mountain Time 777
Aug 18Peach
Aug 16Horse Over Troubled Water
Aug 15Leviathan: The Other White Meat
Aug 11Tamarack Anaemia
Aug 8Leg Day for Procrustes
Aug 2Grits Are Weird
Jul 29Here We Are and There We Will Be, but Where Were We Before?
Jul 26Mustachioed Angel
Jul 21Transmigratory Turntable
Jul 18Iguana Steak
Jul 11A Good Day for the Grasshopper
Jul 8Chippies!
Jul 4This Is What It Sounds Like to Float
Jun 30Spice Rack Full of Dreams (2016)
Jun 28Quiet Handfuls of Dust (2016)
Jun 272016 Is Far from Believable
Jun 232016: A Space Heater
Jun 21Second untitled 2016 movement in D minor
Jun 16Untitled 2016 movement in D minor
Jun 13Heavenly Hot Water Heaters
Jun 9The Force of the Silk (2016)
Jun 6I’ve Been Told 2016 Is the Current Year, but, like, Prove It.
Jun 2But Really, Is 2016 a Year?
May 312016 Sails the Mannigfual through the Dover Straits
May 302016 and the Bubbles of Yearning
May 262016: Antifreeze Popsicles?
May 23Are You There 2016? It’s Me, Your Biggest Skeptic.
May 19I’ve Come No Closer to Ascertaining Whether 2016 Is a Real Year
May 16Barbershop Quartets against Gingivitis
May 12The Ex
May 9Hamburger Scampi
May 5How To Do Making A Table
May 2The Degradation of BioGuard
Apr 28Kimono Dragon
Apr 25Aisle 13
Apr 21Proofreading the Sun
Apr 18Checkers
Apr 14A Dollar Rubber Rat Utah Plates
Apr 11How to Smoke a Beef in 10 Days (whether or not 2016 is a real year)
Apr 7Beefsmoke 9: Australian Lasagna
Apr 48eefsmoke
Mar 317 Faces of Beefsmoke
Mar 28Beefsmoke Interlude
Mar 24Tom Clancy’s Beefsmoke Six
Mar 21Beef5moke
Mar 17Beefsmoke 4: The Smokening
Mar 15Beefsmoke 3: The Beefening
Mar 14Beefsmoke: Two If by Beef
Mar 102016/Beefsmoke
Mar 72016? More Like “Plenty Wax Bean”
Mar 32016 Hits a 3 at the Buzzer, Which You Must Admit Is A Peculiar Thing for a Year to Do
Feb 292016 Even Has Days That Don’t Usually Happen
Feb 25Honestly, the Case for 2016’s Authenticity Is Pretty Dicey
Feb 23But 2016 Might Not Be a Real Year
Feb 222016 Casually Calls You “String Bean”
Feb 182016 Continues Unabated
Feb 152016: In 100 Years, I Will Be Dead
Feb 112016 Reimagined as a Decorative Trivet
Feb 92016 Goes Berserk in the Greeting Card Aisle
Jan 112016 and the Chrome Men from beneath Lake Huron
Jan 72016 Is Not Acknowledging My Skepticism
Jan 62016 Could at Least Provide Some Credentials
Jan 52016 Might Not Be a Real Year
Jan 42016 Is Not a Real Year

2015

Dec 31House Music the Vampire Lord
Dec 24Tea-flavored Gelatinous Cube
Dec 21Spasso’s Just an Animated Ventriloquist’s Dummy
Dec 17An Unusual Feeling of Wellbeing
Dec 14How To Do Ice Fishing
Dec 1036 People Going Nuts about Corn
Dec 7Here, He Had No Weapons
Dec 4Pookum
Nov 30I Forgot to Go to the Pharmacy
Nov 24You Stop. Objectivity Is in the Way!
Nov 19Abigail Breslin in My Parents’ Backyard
Nov 17Mutable Signifiers in the Rhetoric of Nationalism
Nov 16Mountain Time 700
Nov 13If You’ve a Date in Nidaros, She’ll Be Waiting in Trondheim
Nov 10You’re Sleepwalking While You Dream of Running
Nov 5Point to Where It Ate You
Nov 2The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart Can Be Found in the Room of Harmonic Convergence
Oct 31The Waves’ Willow
Oct 30Chimneyfoot Cheers Up
Oct 23I Burned My Mouth on Pho (and I Liked It)
Oct 19Perpetuality as 3 Initials
Oct 15The Big Purple Glow Stick on the Sidewalk that Makes You Think about Chaos Theory
Oct 12Crayons for Wild Mice
Oct 9Kidney Bingos
Oct 8Silk Skin Paws
Oct 6Free Falling Divisions
Oct 5The Queen of Ur & the King of Um
Oct 1Can Frogs Drink Caffeine?
Sep 2828 Cents Off Your Next Bulldozer Ride!
Sep 24Hanford Was Just Whistling Dixie
Sep 21With Hands Like Trumpets and Teeth Like Hands
Sep 18Sparks in the Boyfriend Three (3) Cans of Ruby Red Squirt
Sep 14The World’s Most Democratic Cult Has Chosen Its Kool-Aid Flavor, and It Is Cherry.
Sep 10Jack Nance’s Unofficial Secret of Mana Strategy Guide
Sep 7Rats! ~ part 8
Sep 3Rats! ~ part 7
Aug 31Rats! ~ part 6
Aug 27Rats! ~ part 5
Aug 24Rats! ~ part 4
Aug 20Rats! ~ part 3
Aug 17Rats! ~ part 2
Aug 14Rats! ~ part 1
Aug 11Petunia
Aug 6Jars and Brains and Where They Intersect
Aug 3Pellets and Cubes
Jul 30A Scent of Stones and Salt
Jul 27Mountain Time 666
Jul 23Dried Human Head from Ecuador
Jul 20Gutierrez Somehow Overcame the Feeling
Jul 16Monument Six One Thousand
Jul 14Unsettling Tablecloth
Jul 9Planchette? Double the Borges.
Jul 7The Twins’ Nothing
Jul 3CHISEL
Jun 29Laura Dern vs. Some Crickets
Jun 25C’mon, Mummies. Go to Bed.
Jun 22Nine-pound Shadow
Jun 19The Impending Yep
Jun 15Ordinary Bunnies in Ordinary Spaceships
Jun 11Have a Chance for Once to Go Over the Cupboard
Jun 4Very Dry Socks
Jun 2Seems There’s a Flagpole
May 28I’ve Got Better Things to Do in the East
May 25Floating in the Bathroom Waitress
May 21Three Gooey Fingers Reaching for the Rail?
May 18Shaky Bacon
May 11Welcome 202
May 5Punter
Apr 27Xylocarp 2
Apr 23Xylocarp
Apr 21Who Let the Blood Out?
Apr 16Moon SCUBA
Apr 10Branching Grouper Rewind
Apr 7Subterranean Parade
Apr 2Tropic of Heart Disease
Mar 26Dig-Dug into the Brain
Mar 23This Is the Dawning of the Age of Asparagus
Mar 16An Adventure in Moderation
Mar 13Turquoise V-necks
Mar 10New Wave Belt
Mar 5Shoes
Mar 3The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Feb 26Kim Gordon Shumway
Feb 24Lead-based Paint for the Soul
Feb 17A Flat Field Footlocker
Feb 13Lunch for Dinner
Feb 9TR741-A
Feb 6Quantum Cheesesteak
Feb 2Transmission
Jan 27Believable Breakfast
Jan 23Spicy Fighter Jet
Jan 20I Miss You and You Are a Wall
Jan 15Soda for the Tucana Dwarf
Jan 12Panel Container Explode
Jan 8Staring at the Outdated Colorful Puffin
Jan 5King Guppy’s a Ballooning Man
Jan 2Put a Cat to My Brother with a Verb

2014

Dec 29Tailbone Jazz
Dec 19Timothy Leary’s Dental Hygienist
Dec 15Buying Milk in Your Dreams
Dec 12Asparagus
Dec 8Butterfly Duster
Dec 4Chelonian Brain Freeze
Nov 26Cold Bananas
Nov 20Cacophony Over. Stop Drooling.
Nov 18Marcia has a new boyfriend, by the way, and little Zelda has flunked out of the Little Red Drool House.
Nov 13The Bright Red Kerchief of Dr. Ool
Nov 10The First Drool of Fight Club
Nov 6Drooling Banjos
Nov 4Let Sleeping Dogs Drool
Oct 3015 Minute Cacophony of Bells Rung for the Puppies to Drool For
Oct 2895 Was the Last Thursday M
Oct 23Mountain Time 600
Oct 20The Outlaw of Gorky Park
Oct 16Echo’s Shaving Cream
Oct 10Piano Tuner (Keep Strumming Those Guitars)
Oct 9We Meet Under Tables
Oct 7Eels Sang Lino (Amoeba version)
Oct 6Underwater Experiences
Oct 2I Want Every Firework to Be the Face of the Lynx
Sep 29Dusty Flops
Sep 26Write What You Know part 2
Sep 25Write What You Know
Sep 18Echinoderm Holiday
Sep 15Rifle Cape
Sep 11Joystick
Sep 8Pseudointellectual Steely Dans for the Highbrow Slicker Set
Sep 5A Swell Party if Your Cup of Gin Is Pavlovian
Aug 18Fried Salad
Aug 15Yo Gabba Abbatoir
Aug 11A Jigger of Formaldehyde from the Jar with Hitler’s Brain in It We Got in the Back Storeroom
Aug 7Jackson’s Magical Decorative Teeth
Aug 4Wicket
Jul 31Pleco
Jul 28Krupke
Jul 24Stucco
Jul 14Hand and Shrimp
Jul 11All the Cocktail Sauce in the World Won’t Make You a Good Father
Jul 7Cruise Elroy
Jul 3Hips and Understanding
Jun 30Amoebaminophen
Jun 26Mike’s Dysfunction
Jun 23The Fallibility of the Noise Solo
Jun 16Cho
Jun 12Muskmelon
Jun 10Melissa Thank You
Jun 5Fish Stick Tomorrow
Jun 3Andrea Troubadour Connection
Jun 2Brown Betty with a Side of Death
May 30Satellite Pantless Wonder
May 26Grape?
May 22Citrus Bomb
May 15Meat
May 12A Heavy Clever and a Thump
May 8Front and Back and Flappity Flappity Flap
May 5All Be Yeah Yeah Small Data Base
May 1KLondike 5
Apr 28Sexy Shrimp Football
Apr 24Squimjim Crimewave: Pandemic Homogeny in Postwar Canada
Apr 21Mama Don’t Like My Man
Apr 17Little Triangles on the 18
Apr 14Idiot Control Now
Apr 10Swimsuit
Apr 7The Freedom of Not Existing
Apr 3Trilobites on Xanax
Mar 31Bubble Machine’s Gonna Call Vietnam
Mar 27There Is Only Honor Among Beeves
Mar 24Jeezy Bible Honda No Money
Mar 20Turkey Turkey
Mar 17Guppy Earaches
Mar 13Zealously Communication
Mar 10Deep Squeaking
Mar 6Artistic Gossip About Arnold Palmer IV
Mar 3Artistic Gossip About Arnold Palmer III
Feb 27Artistic Gossip About Arnold Palmer II
Feb 24Artistic Gossip About Arnold Palmer I
Feb 20The Amoeba Conventions
Feb 17Socrates
Feb 13Phonetically Yours
Feb 10Radar
Feb 6Eleventy-Nine
Feb 3Solid Gold
Jan 30Drink My Coffee With a Hubcap
Jan 27I Do Not Have a Kite
Jan 23Appliance
Jan 20Sparkle
Jan 17Mountain Time 525: Epilogue to the Mountain Time 500 Happening
Jan 16Mountain Time 524: Twelve Casts of Works of Rodin
Jan 15Mountain Time 523: Gumbo Wastes No Time on Mars
Jan 14Mountain Time 522: Chocolate, Candy, Bread, Love, and Dreams
Jan 13Mountain Time 521: Log
Jan 9Mountain Time 520: The Original Long Underwear, Which Stalled Somewhere in Kansas City
Jan 8Mountain Time 519: The Self-referential Subtitle
Jan 7Mountain Time 518: Shark Attack! Two Points!
Jan 6Mountain Time 517: Electric Voice Box Singin’ in My Head
Jan 3Mountain Time 516: Season of the Night Sentry
Jan 2Mountain Time 515: Pomegranate. Sluice! Watchdog.
Jan 1Mountain Time 514: Looking Confused (and Other Hobbies)

2013

Dec 31Mountain Time 513: Aurignacian Soap Opera
Dec 30Mountain Time 512: Dog in a Car
Dec 26Mountain Time 511: 100 More Than Directory Assistance
Dec 25Mountain Time 510: Frittata!
Dec 24Mountain Time 509: The Powdered Donuts of Obstinance
Dec 23Mountain Time 508: Pong Champion
Dec 19Mountain Time 507: Roger Was Underwhelmed by the Consequent Change to His Outlook on Life
Dec 18Mountain Time 506: Roger Began to Suspect that the Physical World Was Illusory
Dec 17Mountain Time 505: Roger Washed His Face
Dec 16Mountain Time 504: Roger Brushed His Teeth
Dec 12Mountain Time 503
Dec 11Mountain Time 502
Dec 10Mountain Time 501
Dec 9The Mountain Time 500 Happening: Empire of the Onion -or- V for Vidalia
Dec 5Tee Ball for Executioners
Dec 2If the Mountains Are His Pillows, Only the White Ones Are Clean
Nov 28Pseudoephedrine and the K-Pop Riverboat
Nov 25Ce N’est Rien, Mon Amoeba
Nov 21Teriyaki Hip Replacement
Nov 14Radiator
Nov 11Weather
Nov 5Murder on Milkshake Mountain
Oct 28Meanwhile, at the Corner of Ritzy and Beefy…
Oct 21Snoozing on the Bubble Wizard
Oct 14Serenity’s Pliers
Oct 10Reify the Waxy Adder
Oct 4Point of Collapse
Oct 3Vivid Riot of Red
Oct 2Madman’s Honey
Oct 1Cheeking Tongues
Sep 26Positively the Mermaid Tavern!
Sep 16Existential Tractor
Sep 12I’m Going Whichever Way You Are, Cassidy
Sep 5Fish Popsicles
Sep 3Education Won’t Drink Coffee
Aug 30Why Knives Are Sharp
Aug 27He Claps 3 Times and I Don’t Answer: Modes of Acquiring Culture in a Dental Spa
Aug 22Stephen Foster in Gothenburg
Aug 19Mad Dad the Crusty Crab
Aug 15Metope
Aug 12Punch Drunk on Mr. Kitchen
Aug 9Joke Toaster and the Horizons of Wade
Aug 5Caterpillar Playground
Aug 1Amoebaderci
Jul 29Duck Duck Jump
Jul 22Immortality Through Unremarkable Yellow Stickers
Jul 18Hola Amoeba
Jul 15Yo! Miss Syringe! POWER UP!!!
Jul 11An Alarm Clock in the Rain
Jul 8100 Years of Gleeful Friction
Jul 2Jalousies Bake in the Tachometric Tanning Bed
Jun 27The Marines of Nectar
Jun 24Ice Maiden of the Snows
Jun 17Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist
Jun 13Lowercase 3
Jun 6Antarctica and How It Feels
Jun 3Searching for That Phantom Greenery
May 27No Eggplant for the Dig-man
May 23The Perseus of Memorex
May 20Voyage to the End of This Title
May 16Televangelism in 8 Simple Dance Steps
May 13Terror Lunch
May 6Mountain Time 451: The Comic at Which Mountains Time
May 2PlusBum
Apr 29Village Eats Sunrise
Apr 26Pop Hits of the ’90s vs. a $.10 Pen You Found in the Couch
Apr 22Harsh Words Send You To A Nurse
Apr 18Tuesday Is The Moon Is Tuesday
Apr 15Kometenmelodie 1
Apr 11I Swear I’ll Eat You Later
Apr 5Shortness Of Pants
Apr 2Limitless Beauty
Mar 28Four Amoeba
Mar 27Red Amoeba
Mar 26Two Amoeba
Mar 25One Amoeba
Mar 7Merry Christmas From Mountain Time!
Mar 4Magnetic Vegetable
Feb 28Hannibal Is Afraid Of Mice
Feb 25Dark Kleenex
Feb 21Karaoke Dictatorship
Feb 18Cardboard Ocean
Feb 14Nostalgic Circuit Breaker
Feb 11Your Carrot Souffle’s Got Me On The Skids
Feb 4Tear At Notch
Jan 31Not Actually Mountain Time 428
Jan 28Fizzy Teleport
Jan 24Then I Saw Her Face / Now I’m An Amoeba
Jan 21Crumb Takes A Holiday
Jan 17The Credit Score Of The Basilisk
Jan 15Roger Traipsed Through A Fog Of Self-Alienation
Jan 10Roger Forgot Who He Was
Jan 8Roger Nibbled His Biscuit
Jan 3Roger Sipped His Tea

2012

Dec 27Spasmodic Amoeba
Dec 21The Secret Chief At Octopus Inc.
Dec 18Algebra
Dec 13Intermittent Amoeba
Dec 10‘Cause You’re The Only Gen I See
Dec 6Lavender Breakfast
Dec 3Mountain Time 413
Nov 29Being Sad On A Horse
Nov 26Temporary Amoeba
Nov 22Do The Popsicle Twist!
Nov 19Tube Sock Soiree
Nov 15Regards From Wamblyville
Nov 13The Impossible Arm
Nov 8I Love $74
Nov 5Get Off Ma Boots, Ya Hooligans!
Nov 1Mr. Shotgun Hears A Bell
Oct 30Cute Roundabout Infuser
Oct 29Requiem For A Hosehead
Oct 25King Louis V Is Not Currently Thuggin’
Oct 22Mountain Time 400
Oct 11Upper Coasts
Oct 4Up To The Sun
Oct 3Advantage In Height
Oct 2Drill
Oct 1A Serious Of Snakes
Sep 27Little Orange Lie
Sep 25Tostones
Sep 20Bridged Cacti 2
Sep 17Bridged Cacti
Sep 13Misto Mare
Sep 6Gypsum Untucks Its Shirt
Sep 4Crispy Jell-O
Aug 30Fascism’s Belly Button
Aug 27Mountain Time 386
Aug 23The Hill Of Killers Part 2: The Second Part
Aug 20The Hill Of Killers
Aug 16Mountain Time 383
Aug 13Mountain Time 382
Aug 9Done It Again
Aug 7The Delightful Teeth
Aug 6Mountain Time 379
Aug 2Mountain Time 378
Jul 31The Mystic Nosebleed Of The Dragonfly
Jul 27Ooh, Starfish! I Love It!
Jul 23River Valley Time 1
Jul 19Lucid Basement
Jul 16The Considerate Desert
Jul 13Ticonderoga
Jul 9G
Jul 5Public Domain Tragedy
Jul 3Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
Jul 2Blue Blue Blue
Jun 27The Velvety Blueness
Jun 26Littlest Blue House
Jun 25Littler Blue House
Jun 21Little Blue House
Jun 19Anonymous January
Jun 14Jello And Juggernauts
Jun 11Foothill Country
Jun 7Disc The Blue One
Jun 4Mountain Time 359
May 24Mountain Time 358
May 17Mountain Time 357
May 15Fish Violence Is Up These Days
May 10Paradise
May 7Sea Breeze Town
May 3Big Blue Sea
Apr 30Whale City
Apr 23Sunshine Beach
Apr 19Seagull Park
Apr 16Dolphin City
Apr 12Mullet Bay
Apr 9Kuroshio Point
Apr 5Whirlpool Point
Mar 29Circus
Mar 26Urchin Town
Mar 22Fishing Port
Mar 19Seaslug Ranch
Mar 15Mountain Time 341
Mar 12Mountain Time 340
Mar 8Mountain Time 339
Mar 6Mountain Time 338
Mar 1Mountain Time 337
Feb 29Mountain Time 336
Feb 27Mountain Time 335
Feb 23Mrs. Cumibe’s Salad Dressing
Feb 20Mountain Time 333
Feb 16Sighing Seagulls
Feb 13Plaza Reality
Feb 9Bland American Charlotte
Feb 6Toothbrush Preparation
Feb 2Maybe The Rooster Thing
Jan 30L
Jan 27The Backache Of Western Civilization
Jan 26Not Actually A Mountain Time Comic
Jan 23Mountain Time 324
Jan 19Buildings: Happy
Jan 16Water On A Saturday
Jan 12Banana Oil
Jan 9To Let Him Enter, And Him Alone
Jan 5Floating Population
Jan 2Mountain Time 318

2011

Dec 29Tu T’en Ferais Crever!
Dec 26Klipipatora
Dec 22The Case Of The Salami Sandwich
Dec 19The Case Of The Exploding Plumbing
Dec 15The Case Of The Frightened Witness
Dec 12The Case of the Litterbugs
Dec 8The Case Of The Silver Dollar
Dec 5The Case Of The Window Dressers
Nov 1The Case Of The Counterfeit Bill
Oct 31Sing-Along Pork – or – The Case Of The Skunk Ape
Oct 27The Case Of The Worn-Out Sayings
Oct 24The Case of the Runaway Elephant
Oct 20Mountain Time 305
Oct 13Mountain Time 304
Oct 11Riding the Pine
Oct 6Let’s Panic Later
Oct 5Map Ref. 41
Oct 4Mountain Time 300
Oct 3Small Electric Piece
Sep 29Mountain Time 298
Sep 27Mountain Time 297
Sep 22Mountain Time 296
Sep 15Tennis, Antibody?
Sep 8Mountain Time 294
Sep 6Loneliest Igloo on the Moon
Sep 1A Mouth Full of Tears and Eyes Full of Chocolate
Aug 29A Mouth Full of Chocolate and Eyes Full of Tears
Aug 22Invisible Truck!
Aug 18Mountain Time 289
Aug 15Mountain Time 288
Aug 11Mountain Time 287
Aug 8Mountain Time 286
Aug 4R.Q. “Bob” Todd
Jul 25In Which Everybody Evades The Wrath Of Molten Rock
Jul 21Drums Over Malta
Jul 18Mountain Time 282
Jul 14Next Stop, Rollerama!
Jul 7Mountain Time 280
Jul 4Mountain Time 279
Jun 30Down Down Up Muscle
Jun 27Drugstore Cowgirl
Jun 20Mountain Time 276
Jun 16Mountain Time 275
Jun 13Last Igloo On The Moon
Jun 9Mountain Time 273
Jun 6Mountain Time 272
Jun 2Hey, Have Some Catfish!
May 30Shorts Blaster
May 27Mountain Time 269
May 23Japan Disco Terror
May 16Furniture Unity
May 12Past Actions Of Crabs
May 10Mountain Time 265
May 5Mountain Time 264
May 2Dave A Une Mauvaise Journ
Apr 14Septimus III
Apr 11Septimus II
Mar 28Septimus I
Mar 24Mountain Time 259
Mar 21Toronto
Mar 17Quebec City
Mar 14Halifax
Mar 10Fredericton
Mar 7Winnipeg
Mar 3Victoria
Feb 28Charlottetown
Feb 24Regina
Feb 21Edmonton
Feb 17St. John’s
Feb 14Mountain Time 248
Feb 7The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain Time 242
Feb 6Destroy All Mountain Time 242s
Feb 3Mountain Time 242 vs. Space Mountain Time 242
Jan 31The Son Of The Revenge Of Mountain Time 242
Jan 27The Revenge Of Mountain Time 242
Jan 24Mountain Time 242
Jan 20Mountain Time 241
Jan 17I Don’t Have A Headache With Cheese
Jan 13No Coffee For The Champ
Jan 11Mountain Time 238
Jan 6Patience And A Steak Knife
Jan 4Mountain Time 236
Jan 3Mountain Time 235

2010

Dec 30Mountain Time 234
Dec 28Mountain Time 232 Part 2, Which Is Also Mountain Time 233, So Call It What You Like
Dec 27Mountain Time 232
Dec 23Mountain Time 231
Dec 21Mountain Time 230
Dec 20Mountain Time 229
Dec 16Sledgehammer Of Truth
Dec 9Mountain Time 227
Dec 6Mountain Time 226
Dec 2Mountain Time 225
Nov 18Mountain Time 224
Nov 15Mountain Time 223
Nov 11Mountain Time 222
Nov 4The Turkish Equivalent Of Kansas
Nov 1Mountain Time 220
Oct 25Mountain Time 219
Oct 21Mountain Time 218
Oct 18Mountain Time 217
Oct 13Outdoor Miner
Oct 12Another The Letter
Oct 11The Letter
Oct 7Autofac
Oct 5The Son Of M
Oct 4The Unstartled Giraffe 12
Sep 28The Unstartled Giraffe 11
Sep 27The Unstartled Giraffe 10
Sep 23The Unstartled Giraffe 9
Sep 16The Unstartled Giraffe 8
Sep 13The Unstartled Giraffe 7
Sep 9The Unstartled Giraffe 6
Sep 7The Unstartled Giraffe 5
Sep 2The Unstartled Giraffe 4
Aug 30The Unstartled Giraffe 3
Aug 26The Unstartled Giraffe 2
Aug 16The Unstartled Giraffe
Aug 13Mountain Time 200
Aug 12Mountain Time 199
Aug 9Kaluka Maiava
Aug 5Scythia
Aug 3Mountain Time 196
Aug 2Mountain Time 195
Jul 29Mountain Time 194
Jul 26Mountain Time 193
Jul 22We Are The Future So You Don’t Have To
Jul 19Refraction’s Tulip
Jul 15Mountain Time 190
Jul 12Psychic Laundry
Jul 8Almonds
Jul 5Mountain Time 186
Jul 2Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Quinary)
Jul 1Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Quaternary)
Jun 30Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Tertiary)
Jun 29Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Secondary)
Jun 28Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Primary)
Jun 17Mountain Time 180
Jun 15Mountain Time 179
Jun 14Mountain Time 178
Jun 10Mountain Time 177: The Continuation of Mountain Time 176
Jun 7Mountain Time 176
Jun 3Not Mountain Time 175
May 31Mountain Time 174
May 27Mountain Time 173
May 25Mountain Time 172
May 24Mountain Time 171
May 20Philip
May 17Mountain Time 169
May 13Talking Plants
May 6Mountain Time 167
May 3Does It Make You More A Kid If You Wanna Off This
Apr 29Mountain Time 165
Apr 26Mountain Time 164
Apr 22Space Adventure XX Hyper Z 5000
Apr 20Space Adventure XX Hyper Z 4000
Apr 19Space Adventure XX Hyper Z 3000
Apr 15Space Adventure XX Hyper Z 2000
Apr 12Space Adventure XX Hyper Z 1000
Apr 8Oh–So THAT’S Why It’s Called “Mountain Time”
Apr 5Somewhere, There’s A Jark
Apr 1Here
Mar 31Comes
Mar 30That
Mar 29Girl
Mar 25Cognitive Dissonance In An Elevator
Mar 22Mountain Time 151
Mar 15Stale Gin
Mar 11Ocean Fur Bacon Cake
Mar 8Steam Supreme
Mar 4Phrase Anvil
Mar 1Happy Foam Happenings
Jan 14The Sink That Destroyed Fear But Was Not A Sink
Jan 11Not A Gila Monster
Jan 7Grimace And Christy
Jan 4Aunt Ruth?

2009

Dec 22Mountain Time 141
Dec 21Mountain Time 140
Dec 17Five Boats
Dec 15It Is A Bridge; It Is Not A Bridge
Dec 14Gargons!
Dec 10Aggravation For Old
Dec 8Aggravation For Young
Dec 7The Night Sentry 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dec 3Sherman’s Act
Dec 1Puddle Inaccuracies
Nov 26Playing With Bubble Wrap In A Dumpster
Nov 23Ronette Pulaski
Nov 19Mountain Time 129
Nov 17Mountain Time 128
Nov 16Mountain Time 127
Nov 12Mountain Time 126
Nov 10The Night Sentry
Nov 9Biting The Wheel
Nov 5Yakiniku Steak And Shrimp Tempura
Nov 3Weaponry Listens To This, Too
Nov 2Rainy Melody
Oct 29Talking Time
Oct 27Blanqueador Sin Cloro
Oct 26Cheesecake Bang Bang Chicken Avocado Woo Key Lime Pie
Oct 22Ideal For Individuals Or Small Groups
Oct 20Mountain Time 113
Oct 19Mountain Time 112
Oct 15This One’s For The Floor
Oct 13Mountain Time 110
Oct 12That’s Not Even A Synonym For Shallow
Oct 8Three Girl Rhumba
Oct 7Ex Lion Tamer
Oct 6106 Beats That
Oct 5Mountain Time 105
Oct 1Jupiter Towtruck
Sep 29Booster Seat
Sep 28Aisle 5
Sep 24Mountain Time 1 More Than 100
Sep 22Mountain Time 100
Sep 21Unwahrheit
Sep 17Dr. Doom Is In The Room
Sep 15Lake Nasser? I Barely Knew ‘er!
Sep 14Mountain Time 96
Sep 10Mountain Time 95
Sep 8This Is Pretty Much How Every Philip Dick Story Goes
Sep 7Mountain Time 93
Sep 3The Farmer of Nunzio
Sep 1Youth And Archery
Aug 31Witchcraft For Skiers
Aug 27Mountain Time 89
Aug 25Mountain Time 88
Aug 24Mountain Time 87
Aug 20Mountain Time 86
Aug 18Mountain Time 85
Aug 17Mountain Time 84
Aug 13Mountain Time 83
Aug 11Mountain Time 82
Aug 10Mountain Time 81
Aug 7Five Part Special Part 10
Aug 6Five Part Special Part 9
Aug 5Five Part Special Part 8
Aug 4Five Part Special Part 7
Aug 3Five Part Special Part 6
Jul 30Mountain Time 75
Jul 28Shark Sandwich
Jul 27Tom Cruise
Jul 23Bryan Brown
Jul 21Elisabeth Shue
Jul 20Lisa Banes
Jul 16Laurence Luckinbill
Jul 14Kelly Lynch
Jul 13Gina Gershon
Jul 9Ron Dean
Jul 7Robert Donley
Jul 6Ellen Foley
Jul 2Andrea Morse
Jun 30Mountain Time 62
Jun 29Mountain Time 61
Jun 25Do You Want Your Possessions Identified?
Jun 23Mountain Time 59
Jun 22Thanks Anyway, Heather
Jun 18Violinist On The Shingles
Jun 16How The Hubcap Was One With Everything
Jun 15Eat That Clarissa
Jun 11Grimace And Leutze
Jun 9You’re Not Supposed To Drink Soda With Your Pants
Jun 8Mountain Time 55
Jun 4Archipelago’s Euphony Part 4
Jun 3Archipelago’s Euphony Part 3
Jun 2Archipelago’s Euphony Part 2
Jun 1Archipelago’s Euphony
May 28Mountain Time 50
May 26Jazz Hands Special
May 25Georgetown
May 21Santiago
May 19Sucre
May 18Lima
May 14Montevideo
May 12Caracas
May 11Bogota
May 7Buenos Aires
May 5Asuncion
May 4Paramaribo
Apr 30Brasilia
Apr 28La Paz
Apr 27Quito
Apr 23Mountain Time 35
Apr 21Mountain Time 34
Apr 20Mountain Time 33
Apr 17Five Part Special Part 5
Apr 16Five Part Special Part 4
Apr 15Five Part Special Part 3
Apr 14Five Part Special Part 2
Apr 13Five Part Special Part 1
Apr 9Tuna Diving In Osaka
Apr 7Scuba Diving In Damascus
Apr 6Dumpster Diving In Vienna
Apr 2Plywood Diving In Melbourne
Mar 31Mike Chambers
Mar 30Come On, Guys, Monkeys Aren’t Apes
Mar 26Medium Bacon Swiss Buford Combo With A Mr. Pibb
Mar 24Mountain Time Is An Adult! (Japan)
Mar 23Mountain Time Is An Adult! (Canada)
Mar 19Mountain Time Is An Adult! (US)
Mar 17Mountain Time 17
Mar 16Mountain Time 16
Mar 12Mountain Time 15
Mar 10Mountain Time 14
Mar 9Mountain Time 13
Mar 5Mountain Time 12
Mar 3Mountain Time 11
Mar 2Mountain Time 10
Feb 26Mountain Time 9
Feb 24Mountain Time 8
Feb 23Mountain Time 7
Feb 19Mountain Time 6
Feb 17Mountain Time 5
Feb 16Mountain Time 4
Feb 12Mountain Time 3
Feb 10Mountain Time 2
Feb 9Mountain Time 1