Suggested wine pairing: soak a purple magic marker in Raid and suck on it.

UPDATE!

It’s that time! Yes, let’s talk about what people name extremely expensive livetock!

I think by now the Kentucky Derby is more a Mountain Time thing than a racing thing, but maybe that's just my perspective.

I hope to have a new comic up Friday, but “promise is most given when the least is said,” so forget I said anything.