Pogonoose?
Have you ever USED a pogo stick?
If you’re pogoing, you’re happy. there’s no need for a noose.
Unless you Pogo up, and catch people with the noose, and keep pogoing, as each jump beats and throttles them.
That’s probably the best idea ever, then.
We should invent pogo sticks that also kill people in increasingly sophisticated ways. AIDS pogo stick anyone? Maybe gigantic lazer beam pogo stick? A pogo stick that also plays bad pop music?
How about the Pogo Stick Star? Half operational space battle station, half children’s toy made for whimsy and good times. Let’s face it. Pogo sticks are the most exploitable toy on the market right now.
A pogo stick could be programmed to take its riders, by force, of course to see “Manos The Hands of Fate”. One would become attached to the stick and made to hop up and down, to and fro, while watching perhaps one of the greatest film disasters of all time. Now that would be a killer pogo stick!!
Pogonoose?
Have you ever USED a pogo stick?
If you’re pogoing, you’re happy. there’s no need for a noose.
Unless you Pogo up, and catch people with the noose, and keep pogoing, as each jump beats and throttles them.
That’s probably the best idea ever, then.
Now I know how to take care of my enemies, thank you Notorious Hamster.
We should invent pogo sticks that also kill people in increasingly sophisticated ways. AIDS pogo stick anyone? Maybe gigantic lazer beam pogo stick? A pogo stick that also plays bad pop music?
How about the Pogo Stick Star? Half operational space battle station, half children’s toy made for whimsy and good times. Let’s face it. Pogo sticks are the most exploitable toy on the market right now.
A pogo stick could be programmed to take its riders, by force, of course to see “Manos The Hands of Fate”. One would become attached to the stick and made to hop up and down, to and fro, while watching perhaps one of the greatest film disasters of all time. Now that would be a killer pogo stick!!
Bad news is best delivered on a pogo stick.
“Man with the Flying Gulliotine” taken to a modern extreme?