Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
I was just thinking about making some hamburger scampi. that sounds like a damn good idea. And I’ll chew it with my TEETH!
Tbh I’m not surprised tooth sales are down, it’s basically the same as cars. Used to be you’d get a set of teeth, they’d last you til you gave them to your first kid to reach 16 (which is the legal chewing age because it’s half as many teeth as you can have). Now these cheap modern teeth break down if you so much as look at em. If the spares come in people just toss them out, they never work right. I dunno, I never got my chewing license anyway. I’m fine checking the gums schedule, or occasionally taking the bullet tongue.
I never chew anything because it exercises the muscles on your brow ridge, and with enough chewing you’ll look like a caveman. This wouldn’t be so bad if women weren’t primarily attracted to knowledge of agriculture and metallurgy.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking like a caveman. Caveman looking has a long and glorious history. You can also get a job playing violin for Kansas.
I thought the jaw muscles were attached to that ridge along the top of your head that they claim we don’t have because we have such weak jaw muscles, but i’ve got one. and i’m pretty sure patrick stewart has one.
If Mountain Time had to sell out, I’m glad it was to as strong a brand as Teeth.
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