Suggested wine pairing: Cabernet.
The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye, and that’s good because we ride elephants to harvest corn. And they like to know what the task is for the day. You can’t leave an elephant in the dark. that’s why they don’t make sunglasses in their size.
Poor elephants. Once taken over the Alps by Hannibal to battle the Romans, they’re now mere steeds for the maize harvest.
Beware the Second Punic Harvest, for the elephants shall terrorize and…
…ok, the Romans obviously came out on top in the end, so whatever.
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The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye, and that’s good because we ride elephants to harvest corn. And they like to know what the task is for the day. You can’t leave an elephant in the dark. that’s why they don’t make sunglasses in their size.
Poor elephants. Once taken over the Alps by Hannibal to battle the Romans, they’re now mere steeds for the maize harvest.
Beware the Second Punic Harvest, for the elephants shall terrorize and…
…ok, the Romans obviously came out on top in the end, so whatever.