Suggested wine pairing: a grape margarita.

 

Welcome to act three of the

MOUNTAIN TIME HURLY BURLY.

As you wonder, perhaps fretfully, about how many acts this story has, I’d like to remind you that exits are located at the front and rear of the plane. We know you have a choice in airlines, and we appreciate that you think this is one.

Additional flights will occur on Tuesday and Thursday, and as always, thank you for not reporting me to the FAA.