Suggested wine pairing: Apocalypse IPA.

 

Note: According to Georgetown University, about 178,000 people die each day, amounting to 65 million per year. If we figure 7.8 billion people were killed in the Technorabbit Apocalypse (because a ton of people live underground?), it would take the Great One 120 years to reap all those souls at his normal rate.

EXCEPT, because the Great One delegates a great deal of his work to his helpers—most of whom died in the Apocalypse—the actual time is probably centuries longer. The sock wasn’t very right.