Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
I’m rounding third on the Big Mountain Time Thing, but the ending is…complicated. I hoped to have it up right after Shampoo Week, but “best laid plans,” y’know?
Anyway, here’s another sneak preview:
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Oh no! Burgers Monroe is going to get so sued once it gets out that her frontscratchers turn into Halloween-themed pastiches of famous jazz artists.
I hope my middlescratchers are doing okay.
Yeah but it’s a different sky. Different stars and everything. Plus it’s all metric.
That is one super well-drawn scratcher I must say. Look at dem angles. I have that exact scratcher right here next to me. I use it for opening high basement windows. My real scratcher is metal and telescoping, and has real proper tines on it. It is NOT a fork on the end of a car antenna..
Circle: Sued? Repurposed back scratchers turning into skeletal jazz legends is Nobel Prize-worthy at minimum.
I haven’t checked the market on middlescratchers. I’m not, like, a stockbroker or anything. Most of my investments are in art supplies and beer.
Cold: Much like NASA’s famously successful* Mars Climate Orbiter, Mountain Time uses both imperial units (for the horizontal dividers) and metric (for everything else). Accordingly, just like the MCO, Mountain Time is famously successful*.
I thought the scratcher drawings looked like shit, but compared to definitely-not-a-fork-on-a-car-antenna, I guess they’re ok.
*Except not.
That’s my favorite drummer
the hills are getting the hills are getting the hills are getting the hills are getting
when the peak meets the sea when the peak meets the sea but the hills are getting steeper the peaks are getting higher it won’t end. It won’t end why won’t you let me end. Why won’t you let
the peak
the river
let me end
Help me, Duncan.
If the hill gets steep enough, it turns into a cliffside.
21: The imp with the mallets or the goblin on the cot?
Snek: That is pretty much the roadmap right now. Just not all at once.
Xin: If a heap of sand gets steep enough, does it become a heapcliff?
…Middlescratchers can be used as art supplies! You can…paint with them, probably!
I’m sure they also have some sort of application beerwise*.
*but Budweiser
The goblin on the cot! The imp is nothing without Gobblin’ Jones keeping the beat!
That frontscratcher’s really making an effort to live up to its fancy new title — it even screams for water in French!
lol