Discussion (6) ¬

1. 
   ColdFusion

   February 23, 2012, 1:05 pm | #

   I’m so honored ;_;
   I think I’ve met fruit-fibbing moms.. they’re awful. Thankfully they won’t see this comic as they don’t approve of computers..
2. 
   Bird

   February 23, 2012, 2:44 pm | #

   I fibbed about a vegetable once. And then I got so drunk I shoplifted a bag of marshmallows and married a lamp post. Apparently I got jealous throughout the night and ended up assaulting a nearby yield sign. According to the police report I was screaming “Mexico” over and over. I later came to find out that there was no legal record of my marriage and that I urinated on the bag of marshmallows before trading them to a homeless man for a couple of beans. One for the books eh.
3. 
   The Sentient Houseplant

   February 23, 2012, 3:59 pm | #

   Well, you know what they say about the pertinent appraisal of situations.
4. 
   isto

   February 24, 2012, 12:26 pm | #

   Cold: I think we’ve all seen the social hygiene film “Computers: Gateway to Fruit Knowledge.”

   Bird: Knowing that, I don’t feel so bad about keeping the gravy boat for myself.

   Sentient: Yeah — don’t keep fruit in a gravy boat.
5. 
   bird

   February 27, 2012, 11:27 am | #

   Isto- I would have done the same. A cold world we live in my friend. Have no shame in vengeance. A ruthless tiger has a much higher survival rate than an unruthless tiger. Go for the gold. And don’t share any when you get it.
6. 
   Aspect of the Claustrophobic and Ravenous Griffin

   March 10, 2013, 2:50 pm | #

   Pills before Brine! Like Pearls Before Swine but Mountain-Timeier!!!