cyan eye lasers are unfortunately rare. he’s lucky.
new hobby: add I’m not racist to the beginning of every sentence. It’s gonna get a little weird considering I also add “but not in a sexual way” to the end of most of my sentences.
Cold: They’re actually no rarer than magenta, yellow, or black eye lasers, but Big Laser Printer keeps that fact a secret so as to drive up the price of 4cp.
Houseplant: I’m not racist, but that sounds like quite a mouthful — but not in a sexual way.
I’ll bet the appendix would be a treat. Maybe some of the leaves, too.
I know what Wistala would say to that! Yes! The liver is the tastiest, and healthiest, part of any beast! Including people!
And Wistala is a character IN a book, so I think she gets the definitive say here. Even though she is, technically a… well, a dragon. I’d think that realizing you’re a dragon is not the easiest phase to go through, and it probably gets pretty embarrassing sometimes. Like how it feels when you realize you’re a feline monstrosity, a feeling *some of us* know waaay too much about.
So Tala’s lucky she was born a dragon and she didn’t have to go through all that.
Houseplant, isto: I’m not racist, but that’s a textbook symptom of a broken towel. But not in a sexual way.
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