Oh, “I Don’t Jiggle on a Fan-Boat.” Sure, Amanda.
Feb15
Suggested wine pairing: Flyblow Screen Door Delight—it’s a medley of screen door flavors!
Wild giraffes only sleep for about 30 minutes a night. Long necks AND long days, am I right?
Most wild giraffes are suicidal.
Croptop girl is my new favorite.
This is where you point out she’s been in 12 other comics and I just forgot, indicating I’m a fake fan
also that giraffe, hooo that giraffe. ready to be a profile picture.
Rest assured, this is her first appearance. Unfortunately, I can’t remember the name I picked for her, because I have my shit together to about the same degree as that giraffe.
If you remove the pupil-dots from the eyes and put them on a random pair of spots elsewhere, you can give the giraffe eyes in really weird places.
Or just copy/paste them into every spot to create Panoptiraffe, the all-seeing beast of the savanna.
She looks like a Mindy to me. Maybe that’ll help you remember the name. Sometimes hearing what something isn’t reminds you what it is.
This is how I remember my gf’s name, since I know it’s not Henry.
SPAAAAACE.
reserved
I like the “Empty Bottle” flavor, I just can’t get enough. I am so impressed that it tastes the same from a can.
But all those empty calories…
On my most recent re-read of this particular Mountain Time, it’s almost disappointing that the 2nd panel doesn’t feature a fruit with a boxing glove, or some kind of fist-like implement, actual punching or preparing to punch something.
I also wonder whether it comes in “butt 1” flavor (/homestarrunnerjoke)
The third panel could’ve been all “lemon minus lime,” resulting in oni. So there’d be a Japanese demon or whatever instead of fruit.
@isto there’s no I in lemon. I think you mean lemon△lime. (disjunctive union)
My parents had a disjunctive union!
@ColdFusion I am sorry that you (or your sibling) are just a pile of what made your parents different with nothing they had in common. which parent was lacking a brain?
alarm
Wait did I secretly imply that I am an oni
@ColdFusion
no, you implied that you were the result of a disjunctive union.
yay set theory
we have two sets:
A={l, e, m, o, n}
B={l, i, m, e}
in set theory, we do not care about order, or duplicates in a set.
subtraction – items only in the set to the left of the operator.
A – B = {o, n}
B – A = {i}
union – all items that appear in at least one of the sets. remember we do not care about duplicates.
A ∪ B = {l, e, m, o, n, i}
conjunction – all items that appear in both sets.
A ∩ B = {l, e, m}
disjunctive union – union minus conjunction. all items that appear in one of the sets, but not both.
A △ B = (A ∪ B) – (A ∩ B) = {o, n, i}
{f, a, t, h, e, r} △ {m, o, t, h, e, r} = {f, o, a, m}
A △ B = (A – B) ∪ (B – A)
A suggestion: this character is secretly the Goddess of Urinal Etiquette from two comics ago in human form. That way you don’t need to remember her name!
I see the family resemblance, but I think this is Polaria’s niece, Peoria.
Honestly, with the amount of weirdness some mythologies have, I think being a relative of your own human form is entirely possible.