I Continue to Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate
Nov21
Interested in an appetizer? Try the lamb meatballs.
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Interested in an appetizer? Try the lamb meatballs.
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Reject fancy coloring, embrace monochrome! Or duochrome; I did like the occasional background panel colouring style. To be honest, I like the flavour of mango-flavoured drinks more than I do eating actual mangos (& the same with bananas, somehow).
Surely by its very name, the purpose of a loaf is to loaf [around and watch TV].
And man, you’re really going to be spoilt for choice of a promotional tie-in drink when the Mountain Time Movie gets made.
Can marshmallows be marshmallCEOws? Not without that bread, maaan…
Whee: I don’t get the big deal with mango. It’s a mediocre fruit and flavoring that only ever found any cultural purchase because of that one Seinfeld episode. Banana is an ideal treat flavor, though. Pudding, popsicles, something else that starts with “p,” yeah man.
NAR: Trust me, the “loafing” joke was right there in my mind the whole time.
I probably should’ve spaced my beverage ads farther apart, but this Jeff ad had been sitting in my notes for at least two years waiting for a TV comic to come around.
Cold: MarshmallCEOws is the kind of stretch my physical therapist would warn me about, and that’s why I like it.
Helen Back has been granted the honor of being indirectly mentioned in the following page, probably not a first in Mountain Time’s history, but an honor none the less.
Isto: Granted, I’m not exactly one to talk about which flavours are good because I’ll eat basically anything sweet that’s put in front of me. You ever had artificial “”banana”” flavoured candies?
Bearlover: Happens a lot in two-parters; happens about half the time if you’re Chimneyfoot; doesn’t happen at all if you’re McKlatschk, the Guy Who Only Shows up Once (not yet featured).
Whee: If Runts were only banana and lime, it wouldn’t affect me because I hardly ever eat sweets, but Runts would be better.
When I get Runts I want someone to offload the bananas onto. We would get along great. Same for Laffy Taffys.
Lemon is my favorite Starburst flavor, too. People think I’m nuts.
But, since taffy and Starburst threaten my mostly-artificial teeth, it’s no longer an issue.
I guess you didn’t suffer too much from the plague of pink starburst the last few Halloweens, then.
Why would you go to the trouble of acquiring artificial teeth and not make them as-or-more-resistant to harsh substances as the originals?? That’d be like getting a wooden leg made of bamboo.