Suggested wine pairing: seat belt noir.
Zappos!?!? THAT degree mill? Ha. I got mine from Rakuten.com, the golf courses were ringing my phone off the hook with offers after I graduated. Jokes on them though: I’m an ascetic!
Whoopi Goldberg was in The Associate so shouldn’t I make as much as she does?
TOG: Then design a completely minimalist golf course — basically an extra-long bocce ball court made of grass, and you only mow the very central bit.
Cold: I was really hoping to find some company called GED so I could talk about their net worth, but — I’m sad to say — that’s more research than I’m able to do right now.
Oh, no sir, you misunderstand. I majored in Semiotic Golf Ball Collection. My thesis was “Structure and Meaning in the Distribution of Water Hazard Balls of Pine Valley Golf Club, 1967 – 76”. I minored in Janitorial Arts. Although, that sounds EXACTLY like my kind of golf course!
ISTO: What, you mean like General Electrodynamics, the world’s leading manufacturer of advanced portable aircraft scale and balance equipment?
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