Suggested wine pairing: I suppose it oughta be the Godzilla cocktail, which is vodka, blue curacao, passion fruit, simple syrup, and lemon. That’s wine if I’ve ever heard of it, babyyy!

 

Technorabbits are now officially more powerful than King Ghidorah—and that’s one head versus three!

Honestly, though, I think arms and one head will always beat no arms and three heads. Just imagine the US military (trillions of dollars’ worth of arms with one head, whom we call the Commander in Chief) versus the roommates from Three’s Company (three heads, but no armaments*). I seriously doubt the Three’s Company gang could withstand an offensive from the US military of their time, let alone the current one.

 

*This is the point where someone tells me Joyce DeWitt’s character had a loaded Davy Crockett in her bedroom at all times. I’m sorry that the show was before my time, Brenda.