TMTHB 23: When Limes Give You Life, You Haven’t Actually Died of Scurvy Yet
Jan24
Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
Tune in Thursday, which will be “tomorrow” in the story. Tomorrow could bring anything! (It won’t bring nudie pics of Faye Dunaway, but no one here cares, right?)
Aw man I wanted to see those. That poor buttless bastard.. I guess Dawn must think astronauts and cave explorers are really weird and also backwards from each other. which they are.
Oh, so that’s how that came up again! My excitement levels are increasing. Which according to the rules established by this strip means the sky got redder.
I assume Splish is the lame storebrand version of Splash that doesn’t taste as good.
Is that a branded splash from SPLASH! fruit juice cocktail I spy?
Cold: Until astronauts land on the moon and explore caves there. It’s the circle of spelunking.
Circle: Splish can’t even afford capital letters!
Bearlover: Their marketing budget is so immense, they can tell water how to make sounds.
Wait, so Splish can afford to tell water how to make sounds, but not capital letters?
Eh, water’s gonna splish when water’s gonna splish. It takes big bucks to get water to use your brand’s colors.
Why not indeed. Explosions simply make everything better.
One time, there was a gas leak in a building two or three blocks away from me, and the resulting explosion rocked my apartment hard enough that I thought a car had hit the building.
No one was hurt, and I got an interesting experience, so yeah, that checks out.