Circle: I obviously set it up to be this way, but now I can’t think of a joke for it. Man, when I wrote this, back in March of 1917, I had all the answers. But then we entered the war, and any semblance of mountain jokes was left for the more innocent people.
Cold: Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (Ebirah) MIGHT have been the first kaiju flick I ever saw. IIRC, they poured tons of orange juice into the ocean to keep Ebirah at bay (no pun intended).
That’s probably a really tasty jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo shrimp.
NAR: Camus said, “One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” Likewise, one must imagine The Great One so used to dick jokes that he makes them himself.
Soon…it will be Mountain Time.
pincer kaiju are super underrated. that mountain peak looks like whipped cream and I hope it actually is.
If I looked like The Great One, I’d also be tempted to really linger on my wrapped-up-penis-based metaphors.
Circle: I obviously set it up to be this way, but now I can’t think of a joke for it. Man, when I wrote this, back in March of 1917, I had all the answers. But then we entered the war, and any semblance of mountain jokes was left for the more innocent people.
Cold: Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (Ebirah) MIGHT have been the first kaiju flick I ever saw. IIRC, they poured tons of orange juice into the ocean to keep Ebirah at bay (no pun intended).
That’s probably a really tasty jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo shrimp.
NAR: Camus said, “One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” Likewise, one must imagine The Great One so used to dick jokes that he makes them himself.