UPDATE

Happy Health and Sports Day! Mountain Time is taking the day off to be healthy and active and Japanese.

SHAMPOO WEEK

is at its end. Which is a good thing, because I was just about to relate to you this crazy shit I heard where you’re supposed to rub your scalp with a rubber-studded brush thing to stimulate circulation on your scalp, and I guess this makes your shampoo more effective or something? Sounds like hogwash to me. Not in the “because that’s how you wash a hog” sense, but in the — you know what? Let’s just agree that that’s how you wash a hog. I mean, why not, you know?

Don't hate her because she's beautiful. Hate her because you're filled with causeless rage that will continue to seethe and swell, driving you mad, until it finally culminates in either brutal murder spree or an aneurysm. Hate her to let off some steam.