Alright, now we’re getting somewhere. A note: Mountain Time does not endorse the profiling of old German women by the number of mystery novels they read per day. Instead, Mountain Time recommends lumping old, mystery-novel-reading German women into one blanket demographic. That’s not to say that Mountain Time understands why you’d do that in the first place, of course.

There’s a Tuesday update this week, by the way.

By the other way, if you didn’t catch it, this storyline started here.