Interested in an appetizer? Try the mozzarella sticks!

 

UPDATE

New comic Tuesday, because Monday is the 40th anniversary of the Pine Tar Incident, and even though I don’t know what that is, I don’t feel comfortable putting out a comic.

 

I was tempted to leave a pickle chip out to see what it looked like all dried up and gross, but I’m not a guy to waste a pickle.

(Ok, that’s a lie; I wasted the last batch of pickles I made because I used about four times the pepper flakes I should have. I’m not trying to do some weird Quiverfull shit with ulcers.)