Suggested wine pairing: merlot.
But he doesn’t ask the important question. Does the stomach feel funny on the inside or the outside? There’s a whole panoply of possible diagnosis.
If Boots are also the boots of yesterday, as well as tomorrow, are they extemporaneous?
Would a heavy stomach weigh Hover Dad down, or a heavy heart?
Do they make boots for stomachs?
Do Seven-League Boots have to be well fit to function? Do they come in size 9-1/2 extra wide or will 10-1/2 wide work?
Man, I wish I’d thought of that when I was trying to get out of school as a kid. “My stomach feels funny on the outside.” How do you treat that? Pepto? I doubt it.
I don’t know enough about the temporal qualities of boots to speak to your second question, but as to your fourth, what if they made boots OUT OF stomachs? They’d be acid proof, that’s what.
I’ve long wondered about the mechanics of seven-league boots, but I’ve never found any answers.
Tooooday is tomorrow’s yesterdaaaay
And tomorrow is tomorrow’s todaaay
Tomorrow’s tomorrow is the daaaaaay after tomorrow
And tomorrow’s three days before that is today
It’s already tomooorow in Addis Ababa
So for them, our today is yesterdaaay
But there’s always tomorrow
Unleeeees there’s no tomorrow
In the which case, why recycle anywaaaay?
Today is alright for toniiite
(At symbol): ColdFusion: looks like I’m gonna have to jump!!!
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