Sashimi and Waffle Fries
Nov12
on November 12, 2020
at 12:00 am
Suggested wine pairing: I feel like I should suggest a white, since that won’t stain your mouth on your date, but I very much do not suggest whites as a matter of principle, so gin and tonic.
The Heavenly Bathroom paradox is currently unresolved. The paradox of Heavenly Street Parking, however, was no match for me. (The answer is underground parking aplenty.)
Ah, the red chowder and the gin and tonic ought to pair well with the sashimi and waffle fries, yes, this is a meal choice I can get behind. It is certainly part of a balanced breakfast.
obvious solution: in Heaven, people can rotate their teeth at will.
pros:
+ rotate teeth 90° and lick across the inside to remove stuck food.
+ quickly spin teeth 30° back and forth to dislodge them when they are stuck in food.
+ quickly fully rotate teeth to chew food if mouth is too full to close.
+ rotate teeth 90° to grip prey better.
casuals:
+ spin teeth menacingly to impress living people.
+ rotate two adjacent teeth 90° and insert straw between them to prevent stains.
+ rotate teeth 180° when drinking red wine to prevent stains on the front.
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4003: sphinxes voted with their molars before Athens was a thing.
I have been postulating the gapless tooth idea for a long time. As long as you can avoid all damage… Man that squidly monster is cool.
Reb: It’s part of my new fad diet, Mashing Together Dishes You See on Instagram with Little Insight.
Bern: It must feel ghastly to have your teeth spinning around. At the same time, creating a gap between your front teeth would make it easier to do lispy impressions.
Tell me more about this “voting with molars” business.
Cold: The base assumption is that heaven is without tooth decay.
My thought is that the monster is like one of those wasps that turns spiders into zombies, only THIS abomination zombifies the flower-like things, whose roots can sense prey on the sand above. It probably subsists on a diet of beached alien dolphins or whatever.
@isto:
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4027:if a sphinx eats someone, that person becomes unable to influence politics or hold an office. top THAT, fish.
Executive