The World’s Most Democratic Cult Has Chosen Its Kool-Aid Flavor, and It Is Cherry.
Sep14
UPDATE
Thursday’s comic has been delayed because I accidentally spent almost all of my drawing time on The Special Project.
Spoiler: The Special Project is a book.
New comic Friday.
Suggested wine pairing: syrah.
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Hover text stole the glory.
Concise niceness and insincere social constructs lead only to triplicate un-baptism.
Of all the characters, Snail Bears are the most genre savvy.
Wonky-shaped doors used to be such a thing! Unfortunately there’s no good way to put hinges on them. It’s a pretty good thing I’m not an architect. But even I can tell when Futurama accidentally colors Bender’s eyes white for a whole episode.
GandaPestile: Snailbears are also the most conclusive evidence of punctuated equilibrium in line art evolution.
Cold: Your enigmatic Futurama boast has started a new philosophical academy among the tiny people who live in the eraser shavings that line the baseboards beneath my desk.