I think that the North Pole is visibly windy only when it wants to show contrast. I personally feel that some fish, somewhere, discovered at least geometry, if only for seconds few, due to stereotyped short term memory fishishness. Or at least, I am assuming that they were trying to top fish at being human. If they had hands, they would probably win hands down at being the first living sea animal that people think of.
What is the “it” that must be called “night”? And why do I feel that this is more of an allegory than a metaphor? Why do I always ask questions? If everything changes over time, shouldn’t time change too? Why is it called Turkish delight? Why aren’t I sandpapering my feet? Why are all the lights on, but only squatters are home? Why did the moon ever get demoted? If verily it is, why not? Does official merchandise make “it” better? Why can’t I learn physics at the beach?
That polar bear is probably a barber.
I doubt fish could come up with geometry, because you need to figure out arithmetic first. If you can’t remember arithmetic for more than a few seconds, I don’t see you making it to the “describing triangles” stage.
Also, “it” doesn’t HAVE to be called a “night” here. You’ll notice that he only says he’d “better” call it that. It’s a matter of discretion, like referring to your previous employer as “my previous employer” rather than “that rube I pilfered all the binder clips from.”
Oh, and Mountain Time does not steal binder clips from rubes.
I just watn to let all the polar bears know that breaking into my house is not okay but if you knock i will give you some fish.
And now polar bears are lining up around your block.
I forgot to add, they need to RSVP.. because I don’t buy fish unless I know polar bears are coming over.
Do polar bears even eat fish? I wonder if they just use them as bait to catch seals.. they wouldn’t call it fishing for seals, they’d call it sealing.. and then people would mistakenly give them caulk.
I have to admit I don’t keep abreast of politics: what position are we re-electing the moon to?
Cold: I can’t imagine a polar bear would refuse a free fish, so long as you provide the appropriate wine pairing.
Maltor: I think it’s seeking re-election to the office of Moon, or maybe Natural Satellite.
Apparently there’s an album called “Re-Elect the Moon”
@Maltor@ Obviously the Director of the Office of Thrift Supervision.
There is apparently a lot to realize about this. I suppose you made certain good points in features also.
I hesitate to remove spam that thinks I’m deep.
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