Tuesday, I started a revolutionary new campaign of advertising Mountain Time on Mountain Time.
Today, I’m taking it one step farther by adding testimonials!
“Mountain Time is ok, I guess.”
— Isto C.
“The Mountain Time Zone of North America keeps time by subtracting seven hours from Coordinated Universal Time, sometimes called Greenwich Mean Time (UTC?7) during the shortest days of autumn and winter, and by subtracting six hours during daylight saving time in the spring, summer, and early autumn (UTC?6).”
— Wikipedia
“Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sonic booms of neutrality are OK, but magnetic pulls of hostility are where it’s really at.
I desperately need to know when and where my local DPAECfA chapter meets.
How much do you end up charging yourself to advertise on your website?
I heard babies can squeeze through a blue whale’s aorta. WHy that would ever happen, I dunno. It’d give a whale a heart attack with a BABY in it, and they couldn’t use a replacement heart valve from a pig unless it was a pigwhale…
Albino: I’d rather not get into specifics. Let’s just say I knew I was overpaying myself, so I overcharged myself to recoup the loss.
Cold: It probably happened in some alternate universe in which Jessica McClure got caught in a whale instead of a well.
a brachiosaurus urine stream or a stream of brachiosaurus urine? I believe there is a difference.
Just don’t cross the streams, all right?
NEVER* cross the streams.
*EVER
AFAIK only mammals urinate (through their skin as well as their excretory system! Now you’ll think of this whenever you start sweating!). Reptiles produce a white, powder-like waste substance like birds, but the difference between them and birds, is that reptiles have a bladder to control too.
Adaptations for water conservation that you really didn’t need to hear about!!!