Suggested wine pairing: Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.

My heart’s not really into putting the

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really big every Monday anymore, because I think you all know what you’re reading by now.

(By saying that, I’ve all but guaranteed I’ll have a terrific reason to do it a week from now. It’s like how, when I was a teenager, the surest way to get someone to call me was to start jackin’ it. If you commit to a path, you will be compelled to abandon it.)

We’re doing Monday-Tuesday-Thursday this week, so double-up your pain meds accordingly.