also I’ve always been freaked out by lego figures with clothes that stop other places than the shoulder or wrist. so shoulder straps, singlets, t-shirts, etc. this solution is just as weird, but somehow less bad. I guess it makes sense: if you have stick figure limbs you can get away with tiny arm holes.
life hack: if you wear a waistcoat over a giant shirt, you can slide the shirt around inside the waistcoat to adjust where the shoulders are (possibly use safety pins to keep it in place). gets you landsknecht-tier sleeves without needing a tailor. optionally also a plausibly deniable mini-skirt.
This comic made me realize that belly buttons are permanent reminders that we came into being by literally sucking life force out of another person. Nature’s guilt trip. Also, Placental Crazy Straw is a good band name. As is Ordinary Carrot. (For the right kind of band.)
At least she’s not Bdopted. I’m loving all the comments here, everyone is on point saying things I think so I don’t have to.
I think you meant Schiavo though?
Teddielle: My brain keeps rapping “Ordinary ordinary ordinary carrot, ordinary carrot” over the opening riff from RATM’s “Vietnow,” so that’s the kind of band I imagine.
Cold: Man, I THOUGHT there was a c, and I even googled it, and somehow I still botched it. (Or bothed it, I suppose.)
art evolution! look at that 3d carrot.
also I’ve always been freaked out by lego figures with clothes that stop other places than the shoulder or wrist. so shoulder straps, singlets, t-shirts, etc. this solution is just as weird, but somehow less bad. I guess it makes sense: if you have stick figure limbs you can get away with tiny arm holes.
3D carrot? I ask you, respectfully, to remember that that’s an Ordinary Carrot. It even says so itself.
Full disclosure, that’s about how my limbs looked in ratio to my head until I was about 24. My torso was a lot smaller, though.
life hack: if you wear a waistcoat over a giant shirt, you can slide the shirt around inside the waistcoat to adjust where the shoulders are (possibly use safety pins to keep it in place). gets you landsknecht-tier sleeves without needing a tailor. optionally also a plausibly deniable mini-skirt.
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This comic made me realize that belly buttons are permanent reminders that we came into being by literally sucking life force out of another person. Nature’s guilt trip. Also, Placental Crazy Straw is a good band name. As is Ordinary Carrot. (For the right kind of band.)
At least she’s not Bdopted. I’m loving all the comments here, everyone is on point saying things I think so I don’t have to.
I think you meant Schiavo though?
Teddielle: My brain keeps rapping “Ordinary ordinary ordinary carrot, ordinary carrot” over the opening riff from RATM’s “Vietnow,” so that’s the kind of band I imagine.
Cold: Man, I THOUGHT there was a c, and I even googled it, and somehow I still botched it. (Or bothed it, I suppose.)