Suggested wine pairing: a vodka tonic (while chewing grape bubble gum).

 

It’s 2020!

I feel like I started the decade off right by only considering a pun about a hibernating tin of chewing tobacco for maybe 10 minutes.

 

REVISED UPDATE

New episode should be up Wednesday Thursday Friday, because, in trying not to repeat an old ending, I repeated a different old ending. I suppose this is one of the more preferable ways in which my life could resemble the Friday the 13th film franchise.