Suggested wine pairing: vodka and orange juice, obviously.
I must be a screwdriver. I have been telling people for years that if there is an afterlife, the first thing I’m doing is punching whatever god is responsible for this goofed up universe we live in. Hell, I might even go the full New Jersey and act like his friend, get him drunk, and then kick him down a flight of stairs.
starring a screwdriver and measuring tape discussing theology.
Not entitling it “The Screwtape Letters”
I know you had a running thing going, but you dropped the ball on this one.
My good gorilla, Are you sure YOU didn’t goof up HIS universe and he’s just too polite to punch you for it?
I had nothing to do with black holes,gamma ray bursters, or the fact that 90% of the mass of the universe is missing. That’s just shoddy craftsmanship. Its why you should always read the warranty info on your universe.
Cold: I think this comic perfectly expresses the essence of a fifth steak giving off smoke in a pan. Beef5moke is the perfect title for it.
TOG: It’s been argued that the proliferation of black holes isn’t a flaw in the universe, but sort of the purpose. If that’s the case, then OUR existence is the real flaw, and we should all try to accumulate as much mass as possible. Probably; I haven’t read about black holes in a while.
Isto: That is the most reasonable thing I have ever heard.The universe makes a LOT more sense that way!
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