So I totally decided to make the one character Florida before I realized there was going to be a ding-dong joke. Then, when the joke came, I was like, “Wow, there’re layers to that! This is why you should always consider casting phallic landmasses into supporting actor roles, Hollywood.”

Oh, hey, and I’m going to go ahead and put up another reminder to read this Mountain Time special feature comic. My sense of when to stop posting reminder links is very weak, probably because of how I stopped posting reminder links all the time when I was young. (That sentence is way weirder than I thought it’d be.)