Suggested wine pairing: merlot.

 

THE MOUNTAIN TIME HURLY BURLY

hurly burls on like a drunken pixie on a skateboard. That’s an airtight simile.

The key to playing the Sacred Game is to control your air intake carefully, or you’ll be issued a one-way ticket to Hiccupville. It’s a lot like Times Square in that it gets tons of visitors despite the fact that it sucks.

We’re just gonna do Monday and Thursday this week so that next week’s episodes line up better.