I mean, what’s next? March 34th?
Suggested wine pairing: tempranillo.
March 34th is when the ides usually happen, if memory serves. You wanna watch out for those. Its good to see Chimneyfoot has finally broken through into the real world. No level of fantasy compares to escrows and zoning boards and consistent physical laws. Good luck with that student loan! Even better luck finding a job in your field! Where’s Lenny when you need him?
the installation of locks and canals was a major step forward in naval rights for boatkind
okay finny girl is cute. i kinda want her number. can you have a phone in a bag of pita chips?
TOG: Admittedly, the boating field isn’t nearly as promising as the vastly more lucrative shipping field, but a world without people choosing sub-optimal majors is a world without magazine editors and dance therapists.
Cold: Don’t fall for it, man! She’s a nixie, and their scene is luring dudes to have sex in swamps — which, it turns out, is not always advisable.
My Finny Girl
Won’t you be mine
F is for all the freaky ways you lure me to my death in wetlands
I is for all the fish you hang out with
The first N is for… well, I’m not really sure, but the second N is a grammatical thing, otherwise it would be “Finy Girl”, and where would that leave us?
I’m sorry… I’ll stop now, please don’t hit me.
But what about Y?!
Y? Because I love you Finny Girl!
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