Suggested wine pairing: zinfandel.
Because the name Tony=Italian mobster man.
It may be good stuff, but I still hold by windex. If I wrote a bad poem about things, that probably means I like it?
Do turtles even brainfreeze? Maybe Pratchett-type world turtles do, what with vacuum of space and such. That is implying, of course, that it be under non-Discworldian physics.
Windex is worth at least 2.5 “out of ten” ratings. Pine-Sol just gets to be called mexican, and is only a perpendicular value of tacos.
What does it mean when the only character that has eyes is in fact an image of a unicorn, (assuming that it isn’t a portal to Joe’s Pool Hall, as an oblique reference to the innate superiority of windex. Chekovs Unicorn, and all that)?
Maybe all the Italians who have hysterical pregnacies are both crude and oily.
To be fair, 26 of the people on this list of Italian-American mobsters are named Tony, so it’s not a baseless stereotype.
Meanwhile, the two recurring Mountain Time mobsters are Pickle Jar Louie and Eddie the Squash.
Louie makes the list eight times, and Eddie only twice.
Also, I’m going to go ahead and make your Chekhov’s Unicorn idea canonical.
Yeah! This story just got 0.1% more surreal.
The feet’s playin somethin on a laserdisc, ev’rything’s better on a laserdisc!
Whatever happened to the laserdisc, laserdisc!
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