Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
Jesse Ventura and Carl Weathers creep cautiously through the jungle, sweat smearing their camouflage face paint. Suddenly, Jesse stops, extending his hand. “Wait”, he says, sniffing the air, “Someone’s listening…”
New idea: make that Christopher Walken and Crispin Glover.
But the Royale is a burger at McDonald’s..
TOG: The only Walken-Glover flick a quick search brings up is “At Close Range,” and not, as I hoped, a “Predator” sequel. (I was secretly hoping that Crispin Glover had been in “McBain” and I just forgot because that movie was awful.)
Cold: Yeah, but only in countries that weren’t explicitly founded on not having monarchy. But they use the metric system, so advantage: them.
I’m embarrassed to say I’ve never seen”At Close Range”. I was boycotting everything Madonna related in the 80’s, and I didn’t realize it had the levels of awesome that it did. I’m also embarrassed to say I HAVE seen “McBain”, and not just the Mike Nelson version. I’ve watched a lot of 2 AM cable in my days.
I’ve never seen “At Close Range” either, and I also watched McBain without Rifftrax aid.
If you want true Crispin Glover gold, check out “Simon Says,” and get ready for some pickaxes.
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