Discussion (5) ¬

1. 
   Intravenous Raccoon

   October 3, 2017, 12:31 pm | #

   Somebody should invent edible shampoo. Just think about how much better place the world would be if you could just drink the shampoo instead of letting it to go down the drain…
2. 
   isto

   October 3, 2017, 2:12 pm | #

   I rather like knowing my drain is clean and full of bounce and shine.
3. 
   ColdFusion

   October 3, 2017, 4:52 pm | #

   the other day I totally had a gorby birthmark on my finger. it was the pointer though. I love how people stop saying pointer at a certain point and start saying index. Personally I prefer a combination pointer-scanner.
4. 
   4of92000

   October 3, 2017, 8:37 pm | #

   Why does Gorbachev look so sad?

   Also, wouldn’t Freddy’s normal fingers be an asset in this situation, or do I misunderstand fingers?
5. 
   isto

   October 4, 2017, 4:16 pm | #

   Cold: Makes you wonder why you’ve never heard of pointer cards or the Index Sisters.

   4of92000: For a man of his stature, being stuck as a urinating digit is a bit of a letdown as far as retirement plans go.

   Freddy might be able to give good haircuts, but I’m sure he’s no one’s first choice for shampooer.