I did this. It goes somewhere along the lines of:
-Man, I was in the electrical plug too long. My ocean is all lumpy.
-I know! I’ve been hyperventilating for the last 22.33333333 hours.
-Hey, what do you think is in there? I bet it’s an umbrella.
-Psh. I bet it’s where Shakespeare keeps his mortar shells.
-You two sure look gentle (and kind).
I don’t know; Mountain Time never really sounds weird to me, for obvious reasons.
Also: “an umbrella” is hardly a plural noun! But, you know, it’s cool. It still fits.
I’d like to post my ideas of how it goes, but I don’t want to taint other people’s answers. I’ll wait.
Man, I hate it when you’re given the story when you’re filling in the words. They’re never as fun that way.
I know! I figure I’ll probably do this again, and hopefully by then I’ll have come up with a good system for making it as surprising as it should be. For now, consider this a write-your-own-version game rather than a true Mad Lib. Alternatively, have a friend fill in the blanks without seeing the comic.
I’ve just subliminally implanted the word bland into my mind. I’m like Derren Brown only backwards.
eyebrow flowers.. why didn’t I think of that? I mean it happened to a friend of mine.. and his wife..
I’m not very good with choose your own whatever stories. I always end up choosing the path where I either die or get sold into slavery by mutant fly people.
fun with syntax! the best kind of fun.
-Man, I was in the top hat for too long. My hell-spawn is all rabbity.
-I know! I’ve been writing bad poetry for the past six-billion-and-a-half hours!
-Hey, what do you think is in there? I bet it’s mongoose catastrophes!
-Psh. I bet it’s where Poseidon keeps all his spent mortar shells.
-You two sure look flight-worthy.
– Man, I was in the black hole for too long. My nose is all runny.
– -I know! I’ve been shape shifting for the past zero point 5 hours!
-Hey, what do you think is in there? I bet it’s chocolate coins!
-Psh. I bet it’s where Drew Carey keeps all his spent mortar shells.
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