If you feel bad for the giraffe, would you still feel that way if it were the same one from this comic?
UPDATE:
Yeah, Thursday’s comic is behind. I plan on making it a different preposition soon, though.
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Are you implying that my morals are relative AND presuming my existence?! I miss that.
Well, I assume that if your morals traveled away from you at the speed of light and returned 1 (moral-subjective) year later, you would have aged hundreds of years. At that point, finite lifespan overrides any object permanence I may have developed.
I love it when I have a thought about ‘that guy is tiny’ and then it appears in the next panel..
Poor ‘raffe. First it falls like 8 feet out of its mom, then this!
Changed my name back for this mountain time only. Just to fit in and feel appreciated…
Cold: Giraffe life is tough. They get necks to no breaks.
HHP: I must admit I kinda hoped you would.
Think I should keep it this way??
I’m taking votes
Well, the one name makes it seem like there’s always a jolly pirate around to be greeted, which is a nice thought. But the other name is like an underage staircase, and that helps to raise staircase awareness. I’m neutral.
I don’t know if I agree that there is absolute truth, because I can’t consider the matter from outside myself. Godspeed, morals.
http://io9.com/5812892/where-the-buffalo-theory-gets-neuroscience-right-almost
Beer makes you smart!!! Or something. I didn’t read the article, but that is what I gleaned from the title. I propose a celebration.
Absolute truth’s a tricky one, sure, but I was only talking about special relativity (specifically time dilation), which, as we all know, was theorized by a guy who must’ve drunk quite a bit of beer.
Hmm. I figured absolute truth was implied in the proposition that my morals can exist outside of myself. *waggles eyebrows and chews on cigar*
Ah. I was under the assumption that you kept your morals on a floppy disk that could easily be removed and accelerated to light speed. My bad.
I was under the assumption that we were talking about mushrooms this whole time, in which case my morels grow in coniferous deadfall at 3000 to 5000 feet elevation following the melt line in April, June, July and sometimes August.
@Isto You are thinking of my virtue. Though admittedly the disk that holds my virtue is incompatible with my current system. My soul, I kept on a thumb drive shaped like a penguin, but long since traded it for one that housed the complete works of Canadian folk singer, Stan Rogers.
@ButterOnA BM I bow to your clear morel superiority.
http://youtu.be/XDd3zX1gi4I
AT THE TWELVE SECOND MARK! THEY STOLE YOUR SLOGAN.
What kind of legal action can we take here?
My opinion: We crash the mountain time projection satellite into their precious lodge.
WHAT. THE. HELL!? And he reads it all wrong! I demand 10% of their profits!
Don’t worry isto! You’ve got about…. twenty or so commentors that will totally fight the man with you!