Discussion (12) ¬

1. 
   Offendi

   July 3, 2012, 12:20 am | #

   the russian ninja teacup billiards thing is just a tiny screensaver that pops up while the world is initializing. it’s not even HD.
2. 
   isto

   July 3, 2012, 12:54 am | #

   Man, now I wish I’d put in the Russian for “Reticulating Splines.”

   The Russian Ninja Teacup Billiards Thing would be the band I’d want playing my bat mitzvah, were I an 11-year-old Jewish girl.
3. 
   ColdFusion

   July 3, 2012, 5:37 pm | #

   Linking a joke you did directly to something that explains it. That’s the FUTURE.
   So, two panels are four minutes? I’ll keep that in mind in the future.. or if I ever re-read old comics (which I really should.. like reruns!)
4. 
   isto

   July 3, 2012, 6:13 pm | #

   Yeah, I know, “don’t explain the joke.” But I felt like putting in something hidden, and I didn’t think anyone would know that was a joke anyway.

   Is an average panel two minutes? That seems extremely long. But two extratemporal minutes, sure.
5. 
   ColdFusion

   July 4, 2012, 11:32 am | #

   this is the perfect alternative to joke-explaining.
6. 
   xscythe7x

   July 9, 2012, 7:58 am | #

   What joke is being explained?
7. 
   isto

   July 9, 2012, 11:41 am | #

   New petitions against tax.
8. 
   The Soul of a Talking Leopard Whose Soul is Actually a Changeling Named "Shadow the Leopard, why the #@!#!! Would you Think I was called Shadow the Hedgehog?", who is Currently Hunting Antelopes for Their Livers, Unless he's Doing Something Else

   March 13, 2013, 1:49 pm | #

   Really, you should never go out into a place where you might be exposed to Dave. It’s a silly thing to do that can only end in horror. It’s like being captured by Razzadoon, and that’s something I should know about…
9. 
   Siergiej

   August 6, 2013, 11:58 am | #

   Hmm… “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” in genetive? Now that’s something grammatically obscure but strangely attractive.
10. 
    Maltor Drey

    November 17, 2013, 4:30 am | #

    I probably shouldn’t ask this, but why didn’t Eskimos influence the Roman Empire?
11. 
    isto

    November 21, 2013, 1:22 am | #

    Drat! I can’t remember.
12. 
    isto

    September 7, 2020, 12:23 am | #

    I think it was probably something about how “all roads lead to Rome—not Nome.” But It’s been a while.