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After a mere 10 days,
SHAMPOO WEEK
has come to a close. We’ve laughed, we’ve rolled our eyes, we’ve redefined the word “week;” in short, we have lived.
Tune in Monday for what should hopefully be more Mountain Time!
As we know, hat ownership is not without peril. Apparently the talking shampoo scared the pants pockets (and butt?) off of that guy.
No, Shampoo STRONG!
I’m glad someone is thinking about how awful the creaking of school chairs was. All that stuff about “Don’t wear black sneakers, you’ll mark up the floors” and you’ve got these chunks of granite abottom each chair leg…
mountain time’s usual shtick has done a number on me, and consequently, i believed the figure in the 1st panel to be a disembodied talking butt with: a hat, pants (with hideously large front pockets), and very long feet
You might think that Cal here is *genuinely* afraid of talking shampoo and heights, but what you’re witnessing here is *actually* just a really strong commitment to branding.
Heck, maybe this is just the raw footage for one of his commercials.
Way ahead of you on the “redefining a link” front: https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Best_Gamepiece_Photocomic/5720473/
I was fully prepared to accept that that plumber butt in the first panel was a head on legs with a weird face.
I have just noticed that someone else already pointed out that last thing.
So instead, I’ll point out that hat ownership is not without—no, wait, um, maybe Cal is just really committed to—dammit!
I leave my third comment in a row (I win at Comment Tic-Tac-Toe) to correct myself: redefining a WEEK. Links do not need to be redefined, unless they’re reincarnating to fight Ganon.
Whee: It’s a well-known fact that those who scare easily spend much more time mending the seats of their pants.
Wibi: Hmm. This might be a “stay tuned” scenario.
Xin: Counterpoint: His brand is so strong because it comes naturally too him, kinda like how Major League Baseball always seems to wind up doing baseball.
Circle: Tic-tac-toe victory may be yours, my comrade in the revolution of the week, but I have prevented your connect four!
Elven Link, sausage link, missing link… “link” seeks not redefinition, but conquest of ever more concepts.
Didn’t I make a comment? Something about the school chair feet? Did it hit a filter?
I think my spam filter works for Big School Chair.
But I didn’t say ‘big’ did I? They’re quite small. and it let ‘school chair feet’ through on the followup post… it’s a puzzlewonder alright