Suggested wine pairing: shiraz.
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He’s ditched his traditional pointy Flatwoods hood for that sweet air speedboat, which is way better than a speed airboat, popular only in the fast and moist parts of the South.
I wonder if my bottom half is holding me back too. It probably is. That’s why I can do standing, but not pull-ups.
That’s the pointy hood flappin’ in the wind, my friend. Funny thing about airboats is that they don’t scale up to airships. Different beasts of buoyancy altogether.
If you’re concerned about your lower regions, don’t jump straight to the torso cleave. Start small. Maybe a foot sander or something.
Ohh of course. I THOUGHT that “cape” was new, but I didn’t wanna look stupid. Now I look double stupid! Next time I’m gonna do like Weird Al commands.
salmon
Scholars disagree about the correct resolution of the paradox. Some argue that carrots must ordinarily lie about their relatives, while others maintain that viciousness and billiard-table-owning must be ordinary traits of carrotinous aunts.
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Teddi: I never get a straight answer from a carrot about anything.