Suggested wine pairing: shiraz.

Thanks to The Knight of the Colloquial Countenance for submitting The Ballad of the Song of the Gender & Racially Neutral Inactivity of “Brett” and His “Room”mate,which looks a bit like Pokey the Penguin with its fingerprints burned off, to the Fan Art page, which needs to be restored to prominence and will be once I get a minute (and remember to spend it on that).