Suggested wine pairing: cabernet sauvignon.
Don’t do it! An air war never works. We’re going to need troops on the ground if we’re going to restore peace and democracy to the sun!
Would that be a fission or fusion nuke? The sun would be like, “Hey little bomb bro, you’re cute.” Idaknow, sounds like they’re fission for trouble.
you fools! what the sun needs is SUNSCREEN
TOG: The troops are on the way! The tricky part is going to be determining what counts as “ground.”
Celery: ALWAYS fusion, because “thermonuclear” is really satisfying to say. (Also, the sun’s indifference is what makes me giggle at the film “Sunshine.”)
Cold: But do we want to make the sun smell like banana or coconut? (I vote banana.)
you dastard. coconut all the way. banana smells gross! that’s why they make liquid bandage smell like it, so you won’t chew it off
Cold, you should have know he’d be pro-banana. He’s also a Falafalist and a Pasteurian. He probably voted for Victor Ham, too!
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