Lemoncurry?: It winds up like clockwork, starting at a moderate pace and growing slower as resistance builds. Then it stops, and starts going the other way at a frenzied pace before dying out. Then it starts all over again.
All microwave times are at least three minutes.
Ahno: Are you calling me fat?
Cold: It’s been sitting in my notes for weeks, daring me to use it.
I think if it would be better if it the tray stopped rotating entirely when you turn it on. near the equator, you would slowly orbit around it so you see it from above or below. near the poles you would orbit similar to how you usually do, but slower. free latitude detector, right.
and piss off the catholic church. such is the price of the future.
did I mention you would orbit in a different direction depending on which hemisphere you’re on?
frame of reference, man.
we can have all the gold we need if we stop using it for jewellery.
and whoever invents this can have all the money they want because old rich people will buy it.
look we both know the universe is heliocentric.
I want to stop the tray from rotating (other motions are allowed) relative to the sun.
that basically makes the tray a moon of earth, where one tray day is one earth year.
do you see why this is the future?
Yes, the indigo indeed.
Maybe if the rotation periodically reversed direction.
It would be like the sun suddenly coming up in the west, but for food.
Were it what it was it would be what it wouldn’t have not have what it will have been.
That is a pun that keeps on giving. Man now I’m imagining a Bob’s Burgers nextdoor store called like Looking Good – Optimistic Optometrist
Lemoncurry?: It winds up like clockwork, starting at a moderate pace and growing slower as resistance builds. Then it stops, and starts going the other way at a frenzied pace before dying out. Then it starts all over again.
All microwave times are at least three minutes.
Ahno: Are you calling me fat?
Cold: It’s been sitting in my notes for weeks, daring me to use it.
the indigo is mood.
I think if it would be better if it the tray stopped rotating entirely when you turn it on. near the equator, you would slowly orbit around it so you see it from above or below. near the poles you would orbit similar to how you usually do, but slower. free latitude detector, right.
That’s gonna be a lot of R&D.
and piss off the catholic church. such is the price of the future.
did I mention you would orbit in a different direction depending on which hemisphere you’re on?
Unscrewing the Earth to find the prize in the core.
frame of reference, man.
we can have all the gold we need if we stop using it for jewellery.
and whoever invents this can have all the money they want because old rich people will buy it.
look we both know the universe is heliocentric.
I want to stop the tray from rotating (other motions are allowed) relative to the sun.
that basically makes the tray a moon of earth, where one tray day is one earth year.
do you see why this is the future?
I wonder if the bots wait for a month to pass without updates, or…
It just takes that long for one to get through. The filter has caught tons of them today alone.
New comic Monday, btw