Here’s what the letter looks like, in case you want to back the cause:
Accuracy in language is a virtue. It has recently occurred to me that the term menopause denotes what would better be described as menostop. Furthermore, the onset of ovulation could well be called menostart or, if you prefer to maintain the theme of female anatomy as VCR functions, menoplay. I posit that in the latter case, pregnancy might broaden its appeal under its revised name, menorecord.
UPDATE 2 (UPPERDATE?):
Ready for a surprise? Thursday’s comic is behind schedule! On a related note, sorry if you happen to catch Mountain Time doing some really crazy website stuff in the near future. I’m working on moving it in the good direction in the stupidity