Hello there, brats and Britons! It looks like it’s Greenland Week here at Mountain Time. I hope historians will confirm that Mountain Time is the first entertainment media outlet to devote an entire week’s worth of publishing to Greenland (contiguously, anyway).
This is a four-part story, so it’ll be updating Wednesday in addition to the normal Monday-Tuesday-Thursday schedule — that’s four straight days of arctic adventures! Why am I putting out 33.333% more material than usual? Because Greenland Week is a teeny-tiny black hole made of collapsed awesome!