Dec 19 | Strip Mine Ocean |
Dec 5 | A Bad Time to Bloop |
Nov 30 | The Vitality of the Melon |
Nov 21 | I Continue to Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate |
Nov 9 | I Will Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate |
Oct 31 | Solar Pleasure Juice |
Oct 23 | Eight Diapers, Baseball, Lobster Claw |
Oct 18 | Stealth of a Stork |
Oct 12 | Re-Invent Your Second Wheel |
Oct 10 | Adore Your Island |
Oct 9 | Keep Exhaling |
Sep 18 | A Tenor Saxophone Made Largely, but Not Entirely, of Teeth |
Sep 7 | We Are the Mutilation of a Bomb |
Aug 28 | A Limousine Full of Vegetable Soup |
Aug 17 | Ghost Hound Hello |
Aug 10 | Lettuce and Spinach: My Graven Image |
Aug 3 | Night Puppets, Retreat! |
Jul 25 | The Battle of Thermopylae, but with More Zydeco |
Jul 17 | LOWERCASE |
Jul 3 | The Dog near the Napkin |
Jun 20 | The Mountain Time Hurly Burly Reverse Guard |
Jun 19 | Mountain Time 1200: The Mountain Time Hurly Burly 78: Rabbit! Run! |
Jun 15 | TMTHB 77: Easy C |
Jun 14 | TMTHB 76: “The Pointer Misters,” but “Misters,” Instead of Meaning “Dudes,” Refers to the Things That Spray Water on the Produce at Grocery Stores |
Jun 13 | TMTHB 75: The Launch of the Bebop Frigate |
Jun 8 | TMTHB 74: The Terrible Pain of Eating Quality Condiments |
Jun 6 | TMTHB 73: Fish I Can’t Explain |
Jun 5 | TMTHB 72: We Thought the Bibs Would Need about 20 Years |
Jun 1 | TMTHB 71: Cassowary Apricot 4: Catenary Abacot |
May 29 | TMTHB 70: Cassowary Apricot 3 |
May 25 | TMTHB 69: Cassowary Apricot 2 |
May 22 | TMTHB 68: Capillary Astronaut 4: Cassowary Apricot |
May 18 | TMTHB 67: Capillary Astronaut 3 |
May 16 | TMTHB 66: Capillary Astronaut 2 |
May 15 | TMTHB 65: Capillary Astronaut |
May 11 | TMTHB 64: Shingles (The Haircut, Plurally) |
May 8 | TMTHB 63: Who Educates the Love Fleas? |
May 4 | TMTHB 62: Venus Flytrap |
May 2 | TMTHB 61: The 61st Part |
May 1 | TMTHB 60: Aloe in a Rat Trap |
Apr 27 | TMTHB 59: Rents Are Soaring on the Crowded Sun |
Apr 24 | TMTHB 58: Schwa |
Apr 20 | TMTHB 57: Curtain Sauce |
Apr 17 | TMTHB 56: Trout Galette |
Apr 13 | TMTHB 55: Cactus in a Bear Trap |
Apr 10 | TMTHB 54: Wish Mattress 6 |
Apr 6 | TMTHB 53: Wish Mattress 5 |
Apr 4 | TMTHB 52: Ganymede, Ganyyoude, Ganyusde |
Apr 3 | TMTHB 51: Trout Pots de Crème |
Mar 30 | TMTHB 50: Coupon Sauce |
Mar 29 | TMTHB 49: Trout Soufflé |
Mar 27 | TMTHB 48: Wish Mattress 4 |
Mar 23 | TMTHB 47: Shingles (The Signs) |
Mar 21 | TMTHB 46: Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat |
Mar 20 | TMTHB 45: Wish Mattress 3 |
Mar 16 | TMTHB 44: Clique Sauce |
Mar 14 | TMTHB 43: Camel Sauce |
Mar 13 | TMTHB 42: Shingles (The Herpes) |
Mar 9 | TMTHB 41: Mmmmm, but Not in the Sense of “Tasty” |
Mar 7 | TMTHB 40: What Is a Periodontist? |
Mar 6 | TMTHB 39: Shingles (The Roofing Material) |
Mar 2 | TMTHB 38: Coat Rack Stir Fry 2 |
Feb 28 | TMTHB 37: Cave Sauce |
Feb 27 | TMTHB 36: ¡Jibarito! |
Feb 23 | TMTHB 35: Wish Mattress 2 / Cube Sauce |
Feb 20 | TMTHB 34: ¡Mofongo! |
Feb 16 | TMTHB 33: Like Limes through the Hourglass, So Are the Days of Our Lives |
Feb 14 | TMTHB 32: Oranges and Shovels 2 |
Feb 13 | TMTHB 31: Oranges and Shovels |
Feb 9 | TMTHB 30: I’ll Be Back in the Lime Life Again / All the Doors I Closed One Time Will “Shining” but with Gin |
Feb 7 | TMTHB 29: The Lyrics to “Hawaii Five-O” |
Feb 6 | TMTHB 28: Highest Common Delirium Tremens |
Feb 2 | TMTHB 27: Trout Sorbet |
Jan 31 | TMTHB 26: Trout Tart |
Jan 30 | TMTHB 25: The 25th Part |
Jan 26 | TMTHB 24: Wish Mattress |
Jan 24 | TMTHB 23: When Limes Give You Life, You Haven’t Actually Died of Scurvy Yet |
Jan 23 | TMTHB 22: Topper Headon Writing “Rock the Casbah,” and Also a Little Baharat |
Jan 19 | TMTHB 21: Coat Rack Stir Fry |
Jan 17 | TMTHB 20: When Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas |
Jan 16 | TMTHB 19: The Secret Limes of Life |
Jan 12 | TMTHB 18: All That Shark Taffy Is Bad for Your Teeth |
Jan 9 | TMTHB 17: Shark Taffy 7 |
Jan 5 | TMTHB 16: Shark Taffy 6.5: Hand, Shirt, Ok |
Jan 3 | TMTHB 15: Shark Taffy 6 |
Jan 2 | TMTHB 14: Shark Taffy 5 |
Dec 29 | Taking 30 Pictures of a Small Cactus on Top of a TV |
Dec 27 | Hernia Mann Coming Home Baby |
Dec 22 | Shaving Cream, Jumbo, and Scotty |
Dec 20 | Motors |
Dec 15 | Dark Jazz to Eat a Grapefruit To |
Dec 12 | 3 Muskrat Ears |
Dec 8 | Alcubierre’s Space Warp for Dummies |
Dec 5 | Tsunami of Nothing |
Dec 1 | Flannnn |
Nov 28 | FftF 6: Gomez’s Hamburger |
Nov 22 | FftF 5: Be Any Melon, Ye Nobleman |
Nov 18 | FftF 4: A Bulldozer Wearing a Scarf |
Nov 15 | Mountain Time 800: FftF 3: Boy, I REALLY Hope 2016 Is Not a Real Year |
Nov 7 | FftF 2: Prepositional Phrase |
Nov 3 | Fresh from the Freezer |
Oct 27 | Pop! |
Oct 24 | Lettuce through a Straw |
Oct 17 | Hestia Is Sweating on Me |
Oct 12 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny 3 |
Oct 11 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny 2 |
Oct 10 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny |
Oct 7 | Eardrum Buzz |
Oct 6 | Boiling Boy |
Oct 4 | German Shepherds |
Oct 3 | Finest Drops |
Sep 29 | Elderly Meth Head |
Sep 26 | Foobie Bletch |
Sep 22 | Not Mountain Time 785 |
Sep 19 | Smoking the Moon to See the Stars |
Sep 16 | Amnesia in Socks |
Sep 12 | Real, Tangible Nothing |
Sep 5 | Quartz in the Rhône |
Aug 31 | Talking Time (2016) |
Aug 30 | Fingers |
Aug 25 | Aardvark Parade |
Aug 22 | Mountain Time 777 |
Aug 18 | Peach |
Aug 16 | Horse Over Troubled Water |
Aug 15 | Leviathan: The Other White Meat |
Aug 11 | Tamarack Anaemia |
Aug 8 | Leg Day for Procrustes |
Aug 2 | Grits Are Weird |
Jul 29 | Here We Are and There We Will Be, but Where Were We Before? |
Jul 26 | Mustachioed Angel |
Jul 21 | Transmigratory Turntable |
Jul 18 | Iguana Steak |
Jul 11 | A Good Day for the Grasshopper |
Jul 8 | Chippies! |
Jul 4 | This Is What It Sounds Like to Float |
Jun 30 | Spice Rack Full of Dreams (2016) |
Jun 28 | Quiet Handfuls of Dust (2016) |
Jun 27 | 2016 Is Far from Believable |
Jun 23 | 2016: A Space Heater |
Jun 21 | Second untitled 2016 movement in D minor |
Jun 16 | Untitled 2016 movement in D minor |
Jun 13 | Heavenly Hot Water Heaters |
Jun 9 | The Force of the Silk (2016) |
Jun 6 | I’ve Been Told 2016 Is the Current Year, but, like, Prove It. |
Jun 2 | But Really, Is 2016 a Year? |
May 31 | 2016 Sails the Mannigfual through the Dover Straits |
May 30 | 2016 and the Bubbles of Yearning |
May 26 | 2016: Antifreeze Popsicles? |
May 23 | Are You There 2016? It’s Me, Your Biggest Skeptic. |
May 19 | I’ve Come No Closer to Ascertaining Whether 2016 Is a Real Year |
May 16 | Barbershop Quartets against Gingivitis |
May 12 | The Ex |
May 9 | Hamburger Scampi |
May 5 | How To Do Making A Table |
May 2 | The Degradation of BioGuard |
Apr 28 | Kimono Dragon |
Apr 25 | Aisle 13 |
Apr 21 | Proofreading the Sun |
Apr 18 | Checkers |
Apr 14 | A Dollar Rubber Rat Utah Plates |
Apr 11 | How to Smoke a Beef in 10 Days (whether or not 2016 is a real year) |
Apr 7 | Beefsmoke 9: Australian Lasagna |
Apr 4 | 8eefsmoke |
Mar 31 | 7 Faces of Beefsmoke |
Mar 28 | Beefsmoke Interlude |
Mar 24 | Tom Clancy’s Beefsmoke Six |
Mar 21 | Beef5moke |
Mar 17 | Beefsmoke 4: The Smokening |
Mar 15 | Beefsmoke 3: The Beefening |
Mar 14 | Beefsmoke: Two If by Beef |
Mar 10 | 2016/Beefsmoke |
Mar 7 | 2016? More Like “Plenty Wax Bean” |
Mar 3 | 2016 Hits a 3 at the Buzzer, Which You Must Admit Is A Peculiar Thing for a Year to Do |
Feb 29 | 2016 Even Has Days That Don’t Usually Happen |
Feb 25 | Honestly, the Case for 2016’s Authenticity Is Pretty Dicey |
Feb 23 | But 2016 Might Not Be a Real Year |
Feb 22 | 2016 Casually Calls You “String Bean” |
Feb 18 | 2016 Continues Unabated |
Feb 15 | 2016: In 100 Years, I Will Be Dead |
Feb 11 | 2016 Reimagined as a Decorative Trivet |
Feb 9 | 2016 Goes Berserk in the Greeting Card Aisle |
Jan 11 | 2016 and the Chrome Men from beneath Lake Huron |
Jan 7 | 2016 Is Not Acknowledging My Skepticism |
Jan 6 | 2016 Could at Least Provide Some Credentials |
Jan 5 | 2016 Might Not Be a Real Year |
Jan 4 | 2016 Is Not a Real Year |