| Dec 19 | Strip Mine Ocean |
| Dec 5 | A Bad Time to Bloop |
| Nov 30 | The Vitality of the Melon |
| Nov 21 | I Continue to Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate |
| Nov 9 | I Will Assume You Will Never Be Able to Retaliate |
| Oct 31 | Solar Pleasure Juice |
| Oct 23 | Eight Diapers, Baseball, Lobster Claw |
| Oct 18 | Stealth of a Stork |
| Oct 12 | Re-Invent Your Second Wheel |
| Oct 10 | Adore Your Island |
| Oct 9 | Keep Exhaling |
| Sep 18 | A Tenor Saxophone Made Largely, but Not Entirely, of Teeth |
| Sep 7 | We Are the Mutilation of a Bomb |
| Aug 28 | A Limousine Full of Vegetable Soup |
| Aug 17 | Ghost Hound Hello |
| Aug 10 | Lettuce and Spinach: My Graven Image |
| Aug 3 | Night Puppets, Retreat! |
| Jul 25 | The Battle of Thermopylae, but with More Zydeco |
| Jul 17 | LOWERCASE |
| Jul 3 | The Dog near the Napkin |
| Jun 20 | The Mountain Time Hurly Burly Reverse Guard |
| Jun 19 | Mountain Time 1200: The Mountain Time Hurly Burly 78: Rabbit! Run! |
| Jun 15 | TMTHB 77: Easy C |
| Jun 14 | TMTHB 76: “The Pointer Misters,” but “Misters,” Instead of Meaning “Dudes,” Refers to the Things That Spray Water on the Produce at Grocery Stores |
| Jun 13 | TMTHB 75: The Launch of the Bebop Frigate |
| Jun 8 | TMTHB 74: The Terrible Pain of Eating Quality Condiments |
| Jun 6 | TMTHB 73: Fish I Can’t Explain |
| Jun 5 | TMTHB 72: We Thought the Bibs Would Need about 20 Years |
| Jun 1 | TMTHB 71: Cassowary Apricot 4: Catenary Abacot |
| May 29 | TMTHB 70: Cassowary Apricot 3 |
| May 25 | TMTHB 69: Cassowary Apricot 2 |
| May 22 | TMTHB 68: Capillary Astronaut 4: Cassowary Apricot |
| May 18 | TMTHB 67: Capillary Astronaut 3 |
| May 16 | TMTHB 66: Capillary Astronaut 2 |
| May 15 | TMTHB 65: Capillary Astronaut |
| May 11 | TMTHB 64: Shingles (The Haircut, Plurally) |
| May 8 | TMTHB 63: Who Educates the Love Fleas? |
| May 4 | TMTHB 62: Venus Flytrap |
| May 2 | TMTHB 61: The 61st Part |
| May 1 | TMTHB 60: Aloe in a Rat Trap |
| Apr 27 | TMTHB 59: Rents Are Soaring on the Crowded Sun |
| Apr 24 | TMTHB 58: Schwa |
| Apr 20 | TMTHB 57: Curtain Sauce |
| Apr 17 | TMTHB 56: Trout Galette |
| Apr 13 | TMTHB 55: Cactus in a Bear Trap |
| Apr 10 | TMTHB 54: Wish Mattress 6 |
| Apr 6 | TMTHB 53: Wish Mattress 5 |
| Apr 4 | TMTHB 52: Ganymede, Ganyyoude, Ganyusde |
| Apr 3 | TMTHB 51: Trout Pots de Crème |
| Mar 30 | TMTHB 50: Coupon Sauce |
| Mar 29 | TMTHB 49: Trout Soufflé |
| Mar 27 | TMTHB 48: Wish Mattress 4 |
| Mar 23 | TMTHB 47: Shingles (The Signs) |
| Mar 21 | TMTHB 46: Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat, Cedar Wombat |
| Mar 20 | TMTHB 45: Wish Mattress 3 |
| Mar 16 | TMTHB 44: Clique Sauce |
| Mar 14 | TMTHB 43: Camel Sauce |
| Mar 13 | TMTHB 42: Shingles (The Herpes) |
| Mar 9 | TMTHB 41: Mmmmm, but Not in the Sense of “Tasty” |
| Mar 7 | TMTHB 40: What Is a Periodontist? |
| Mar 6 | TMTHB 39: Shingles (The Roofing Material) |
| Mar 2 | TMTHB 38: Coat Rack Stir Fry 2 |
| Feb 28 | TMTHB 37: Cave Sauce |
| Feb 27 | TMTHB 36: ¡Jibarito! |
| Feb 23 | TMTHB 35: Wish Mattress 2 / Cube Sauce |
| Feb 20 | TMTHB 34: ¡Mofongo! |
| Feb 16 | TMTHB 33: Like Limes through the Hourglass, So Are the Days of Our Lives |
| Feb 14 | TMTHB 32: Oranges and Shovels 2 |
| Feb 13 | TMTHB 31: Oranges and Shovels |
| Feb 9 | TMTHB 30: I’ll Be Back in the Lime Life Again / All the Doors I Closed One Time Will “Shining” but with Gin |
| Feb 7 | TMTHB 29: The Lyrics to “Hawaii Five-O” |
| Feb 6 | TMTHB 28: Highest Common Delirium Tremens |
| Feb 2 | TMTHB 27: Trout Sorbet |
| Jan 31 | TMTHB 26: Trout Tart |
| Jan 30 | TMTHB 25: The 25th Part |
| Jan 26 | TMTHB 24: Wish Mattress |
| Jan 24 | TMTHB 23: When Limes Give You Life, You Haven’t Actually Died of Scurvy Yet |
| Jan 23 | TMTHB 22: Topper Headon Writing “Rock the Casbah,” and Also a Little Baharat |
| Jan 19 | TMTHB 21: Coat Rack Stir Fry |
| Jan 17 | TMTHB 20: When Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas |
| Jan 16 | TMTHB 19: The Secret Limes of Life |
| Jan 12 | TMTHB 18: All That Shark Taffy Is Bad for Your Teeth |
| Jan 9 | TMTHB 17: Shark Taffy 7 |
| Jan 5 | TMTHB 16: Shark Taffy 6.5: Hand, Shirt, Ok |
| Jan 3 | TMTHB 15: Shark Taffy 6 |
| Jan 2 | TMTHB 14: Shark Taffy 5 |
| Dec 29 | Taking 30 Pictures of a Small Cactus on Top of a TV |
| Dec 27 | Hernia Mann Coming Home Baby |
| Dec 22 | Shaving Cream, Jumbo, and Scotty |
| Dec 20 | Motors |
| Dec 15 | Dark Jazz to Eat a Grapefruit To |
| Dec 12 | 3 Muskrat Ears |
| Dec 8 | Alcubierre’s Space Warp for Dummies |
| Dec 5 | Tsunami of Nothing |
| Dec 1 | Flannnn |
| Nov 28 | FftF 6: Gomez’s Hamburger |
| Nov 22 | FftF 5: Be Any Melon, Ye Nobleman |
| Nov 18 | FftF 4: A Bulldozer Wearing a Scarf |
| Nov 15 | Mountain Time 800: FftF 3: Boy, I REALLY Hope 2016 Is Not a Real Year |
| Nov 7 | FftF 2: Prepositional Phrase |
| Nov 3 | Fresh from the Freezer |
| Oct 27 | Pop! |
| Oct 24 | Lettuce through a Straw |
| Oct 17 | Hestia Is Sweating on Me |
| Oct 12 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny 3 |
| Oct 11 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny 2 |
| Oct 10 | The Glove Compartment of Destiny |
| Oct 7 | Eardrum Buzz |
| Oct 6 | Boiling Boy |
| Oct 4 | German Shepherds |
| Oct 3 | Finest Drops |
| Sep 29 | Elderly Meth Head |
| Sep 26 | Foobie Bletch |
| Sep 22 | Not Mountain Time 785 |
| Sep 19 | Smoking the Moon to See the Stars |
| Sep 16 | Amnesia in Socks |
| Sep 12 | Real, Tangible Nothing |
| Sep 5 | Quartz in the Rhône |
| Aug 31 | Talking Time (2016) |
| Aug 30 | Fingers |
| Aug 25 | Aardvark Parade |
| Aug 22 | Mountain Time 777 |
| Aug 18 | Peach |
| Aug 16 | Horse Over Troubled Water |
| Aug 15 | Leviathan: The Other White Meat |
| Aug 11 | Tamarack Anaemia |
| Aug 8 | Leg Day for Procrustes |
| Aug 2 | Grits Are Weird |
| Jul 29 | Here We Are and There We Will Be, but Where Were We Before? |
| Jul 26 | Mustachioed Angel |
| Jul 21 | Transmigratory Turntable |
| Jul 18 | Iguana Steak |
| Jul 11 | A Good Day for the Grasshopper |
| Jul 8 | Chippies! |
| Jul 4 | This Is What It Sounds Like to Float |
| Jun 30 | Spice Rack Full of Dreams (2016) |
| Jun 28 | Quiet Handfuls of Dust (2016) |
| Jun 27 | 2016 Is Far from Believable |
| Jun 23 | 2016: A Space Heater |
| Jun 21 | Second untitled 2016 movement in D minor |
| Jun 16 | Untitled 2016 movement in D minor |
| Jun 13 | Heavenly Hot Water Heaters |
| Jun 9 | The Force of the Silk (2016) |
| Jun 6 | I’ve Been Told 2016 Is the Current Year, but, like, Prove It. |
| Jun 2 | But Really, Is 2016 a Year? |
| May 31 | 2016 Sails the Mannigfual through the Dover Straits |
| May 30 | 2016 and the Bubbles of Yearning |
| May 26 | 2016: Antifreeze Popsicles? |
| May 23 | Are You There 2016? It’s Me, Your Biggest Skeptic. |
| May 19 | I’ve Come No Closer to Ascertaining Whether 2016 Is a Real Year |
| May 16 | Barbershop Quartets against Gingivitis |
| May 12 | The Ex |
| May 9 | Hamburger Scampi |
| May 5 | How To Do Making A Table |
| May 2 | The Degradation of BioGuard |
| Apr 28 | Kimono Dragon |
| Apr 25 | Aisle 13 |
| Apr 21 | Proofreading the Sun |
| Apr 18 | Checkers |
| Apr 14 | A Dollar Rubber Rat Utah Plates |
| Apr 11 | How to Smoke a Beef in 10 Days (whether or not 2016 is a real year) |
| Apr 7 | Beefsmoke 9: Australian Lasagna |
| Apr 4 | 8eefsmoke |
| Mar 31 | 7 Faces of Beefsmoke |
| Mar 28 | Beefsmoke Interlude |
| Mar 24 | Tom Clancy’s Beefsmoke Six |
| Mar 21 | Beef5moke |
| Mar 17 | Beefsmoke 4: The Smokening |
| Mar 15 | Beefsmoke 3: The Beefening |
| Mar 14 | Beefsmoke: Two If by Beef |
| Mar 10 | 2016/Beefsmoke |
| Mar 7 | 2016? More Like “Plenty Wax Bean” |
| Mar 3 | 2016 Hits a 3 at the Buzzer, Which You Must Admit Is A Peculiar Thing for a Year to Do |
| Feb 29 | 2016 Even Has Days That Don’t Usually Happen |
| Feb 25 | Honestly, the Case for 2016’s Authenticity Is Pretty Dicey |
| Feb 23 | But 2016 Might Not Be a Real Year |
| Feb 22 | 2016 Casually Calls You “String Bean” |
| Feb 18 | 2016 Continues Unabated |
| Feb 15 | 2016: In 100 Years, I Will Be Dead |
| Feb 11 | 2016 Reimagined as a Decorative Trivet |
| Feb 9 | 2016 Goes Berserk in the Greeting Card Aisle |
| Jan 11 | 2016 and the Chrome Men from beneath Lake Huron |
| Jan 7 | 2016 Is Not Acknowledging My Skepticism |
| Jan 6 | 2016 Could at Least Provide Some Credentials |
| Jan 5 | 2016 Might Not Be a Real Year |
| Jan 4 | 2016 Is Not a Real Year |