Suggested wine pairing: a vodka tonic (while chewing grape bubble gum).
It’s 2020!
I feel like I started the decade off right by only considering a pun about a hibernating tin of chewing tobacco for maybe 10 minutes.
REVISED UPDATE
New episode should be up Wednesday Thursday Friday, because, in trying not to repeat an old ending, I repeated a different old ending. I suppose this is one of the more preferable ways in which my life could resemble the Friday the 13th film franchise.
Finally, drug talk I can identify with. Shit makes you jitterier than a mothafucka. All tryin not to get caught in the act of motherfuckin.
Isn’t it chaise ~longue~ though? meaning long-chair? But we THINK it should be lounge because ‘lounge’
So the grand ol’ brain hibernates and goes out of fashion, like Kodak, but t shall rise again to take on the rulers of Silicon Valley!
Cold: I’d never heard of “chaise longue” until today! Yes, it’s the proper term in French, but English swung its bastard sword of bastardization. I’m leaving it as-is because I’ve only ever heard it this way.
Duze: If you mean the guy in the kufi cap has altered his state and will devolve to an earlier form, then yes, all the way!
… Oh I get it! Change into something more comfortable! Hahaha
If you weren’t a regular, I’d think you were being sarcastic. But as it is, I’m taking this as a “French class” moment a la “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.”
There’s no joke too obvious and no person too smart that it can’t still happen.
And I’m not regular, I’m unleaded!
That’s a pretty big downgrade from nuclei fusing together to form heavier elements at a practical temperature!
Me, I’m the windshield washer fluid next to the pump.
isto and ColdFusion: I’m ten meters above sea level.
About 24 meters here. Still low enough for any reference or joke you’re making to fly right over my head. (This IS the “I don’t get it” thread, right?)
isto: gravitational potential energy. also a Norway joke, because we make a lot of hydropower.
also, the word for chaise longue in Norwegian is sjeselong. Norwegian is the aryan race of languages: someone tried to revive it during the tenth bicentury, even though the original never existed.