Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
UPDATE
The comic that was going to be Tuesday’s was delayed because I spent much of Monday talking to the constellation Cygnus about the ethics of gasoline-powered golf carts. Geez.
UPDATE 2 (well, 3 if you really want to be a stickler)
Onion Shakespeare has been added to the Characters page, though mostly only because his backstory helps spell out some of the details of the onions’ current situation vis-à-vis the world.