Suggested wine pairing: soak a purple magic marker in Raid and suck on it.
UPDATE!
It’s that time! Yes, let’s talk about what people name extremely expensive livetock!
I hope to have a new comic up Friday, but “promise is most given when the least is said,” so forget I said anything.
i didn’t know ford were tough at all. in my mind, toyotas don’t die and volkswagens don’t let you die but are also evil.
I hope Onion Shakespeare becomes a more important character.
Would also like to see soup-of-the-day steve again
bleIII: I don’t know much about trucks, or vehicles in general, or really anything that involves any kind of combustion, but I do like to make fun of marketing.
Tartlman: Hoo-boy, I’ve got some good news for you!
The real question is, if every month is Ford Truck Month, why is it called ‘month’ and not … Ford Truck Indefinite Continuum of Time ?
It wouldn’t be able to be called Ford Truck indefinite continuum of time because ass the truck mass grows, they will not be able to spread far enough, leading to them coming together and forming a black hole, thus it may be called “Ford Truck amount of time before it collapses into a singularity and kills us all”
oh hell yes horse name reviews!
Tartlman: Sure, but it’s not like they sell all the trucks — otherwise, they could stop running the sales. On the other hand, if they were to make enough trucks to create a black hole, they’d have to be mining interstellar space, and I’m actually kind of for that!
Cold: It’s my favorite time of year! Except it isnt, because it’s more work on short notice, and the best time of year is Halloween. But still! We get to drink bourbon early Saturday afternoon, and the bar around the corner from my place has dixieland jazz all day, so it’s not the worst.