Interested in an appetizer? Try the mozzarella sticks!
UPDATE
New comic Tuesday, because Monday is the 40th anniversary of the Pine Tar Incident, and even though I don’t know what that is, I don’t feel comfortable putting out a comic.
I was tempted to leave a pickle chip out to see what it looked like all dried up and gross, but I’m not a guy to waste a pickle.
(Ok, that’s a lie; I wasted the last batch of pickles I made because I used about four times the pepper flakes I should have. I’m not trying to do some weird Quiverfull shit with ulcers.)
Now I’m wondering if there’s such thing as deep-fried pickle chips. Or is that too much for a cucumber to take?
Ours is a species that has managed to deep fry coke. Cucumbers are trivial.
Fried pickles are a pretty common appetizer where I’m from.
The wing joint I go to all the time sells them, but for some reason known only to whatever god is solely in charge of my fate, I’ve never had them.
Starring Frank Welker as Mr. Denny’s
I have never considered before what a pickle would be like, dehydrated.. I would say that’s not possible, except I have purchased battered fried dehydrated pickle chips before (next to the french fried onions you put on terrible casseroles). It kind of boggles the mind, I mean a cucumber is already just water, and with salt it would try to hold onto that water indefinitely..
Dude I would have eaten those pickles. There’s no such thing as too spicy in a pickle..
I feel bad for Whee not knowing about fried pickles, and I want to invite him or her over for fried pickles. I have made them. It’s not fun at all trying to dip something small and wet into batter, but it’s doable.
Also haha funny comic. I liked it. These three are fun. They are fun friends.
Yeah, I really wanted to do the science, but a pickle saved is a pickle earned, you know?
Until recently, I was a serious heat-eater. I’d order my Thai food extra hot, that kind of thing. But recently my body is starting to resent me for it, and, well, you know, I don’t argue with the body, Jerry.
(I say this despite planning on ordering really spicy Thai food tomorrow.)
Also, you sound very sarcastic, but this is the beginning of Volume 2. Don’t ask for new recurring characters you don’t want, my friend!
I realized after I posted it that it sounded sarcastic. Was not meant to. I’m bad at sarcasm. I get all hot-faced and red-eared when I try to do the “snappy answers to stupid questions” routine.